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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So you actually DON'T fancy me?...bollocks
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
ha ha,you're not fancied by Bella, proven to have the lowest standards of any b3tan.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)
If I was feeling just slightly more motivatedthen I would actually make a chart.
it might be a little mean though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:01,
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You should do. Mean is funny.I'd put it on my profile and everything.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)
only mean to one individual though(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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It's most unlike you to want to be mean to me on someone's profileinstead of right here where everyone can see it
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)
nah he's going to be mean to mepeople are following a trend today
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:20,
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I keep meaning to send you a YouTube linkIt's called "supernatural Eye of the Tiger". Let me know if you've seen it and I won't clutter up your wall
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)
it's as if you can read my mind(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:23,
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what am I thinking now then?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:28,
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you're thinking about hot evil women in pencil skirtsand then how good your missus would look in one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:29,
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surprisingly close(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:29,
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Yeh', he really should do his flys up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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Argh why is MSPaint so categorically shit?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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i don'ti can't imagine it would make for attractive reading
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:01,
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Latvian Club and Polish Club.Cheap booze and live bands. Not really in the mood if I'm honest though.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Getting in touch with the roots. Sounds fun.Why are you not up for it? This is most irregular
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)
I know, right?Mainly because I have to work two shifts tomorrow, I'm skint and I have absolutely nothing to wear (I mean this in the ludicrously girly sense but it's still pissing me off)
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)
*cracks knuckles*- you work in a pub so can surely do so whilst hungover/still slightly drunk
- you're hot and therefore will get by in pubs with no money - also try invoking the surname, as you're going to a Latvian club
- you just need to try laying out previously-worn clothes in different combination and see what grabs you. Don't be afraid to match jarring colours
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)
Started strong, but turned queer again by point three I'm afraid.Gaybo.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I pride myself on my ability to dispense fashion adviseYou would not believe how easily impressed girls are by that stuff
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Yeah but I'm not trying to make an outfitI'm trying to pick a dress that I'm not insanely bored of.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)
Everyone knows me at the Latvian club anyway.And all my clothes are so boring. I'd borrow something from my sister but she'd dress me in something painfully fashionable and cold.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)
Christ, I know you're behind the times in Liverpool but that's ridiculousGood result the other night by the way
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I don't follow fashion, anyone who has met me can back me up on thisTbh, I'll take these results, just as long as we get Woy out of there sooner rather than later.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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I said at the start of the season that it was the wrong club for himWhat he did at Fulham was achieved over years, and at Liverpool he was only ever going to get months to deliver.
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I understand that a manager needs time to make his own teamBut this is the worst start in 57(?) Years, last time it was this bad, we might have been relegated.
His win/loss ratio is pathetic, he insults players during press conferences, and has shown he's happy with draws against teams we should beat. He's had his chance. Its time for him to leave.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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Don't get me wrong, I quite agreeI think he's a great manager in terms of what he's done in the past, I just don't think he can bring that sort of thing out at a high-profile, results-driven club like Liverpool
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)
She makes me wear dresses I don't like and bans me from wearing tightsWhen you smoke as much as I do, this is a big problem in winter.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Wear something low-cutYou'll look great and get more drinks bought for you. Two birds, one stone
/pathetic attempt to dispense non-gay fashion advice
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Well I was hardlyAbout to go out covered from neck to toe on NYE.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)
You know those hospital gowns with an open-up flap for the arse?You need an equivalent in your top-to-toe outfit. On your tits.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I'm picturing something like a cuckoo clock now, that'll pop open every hour on the hour.(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)
There's got to be a market for that sort of thingI don't think www.cuckootits.com is taken either
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I'll do the marketingWe'll need a model for the TV spots. Ann Widdicombe's at a loose end now
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