In order to depress myself less, I logged onto my work emails at home last night to mark all the automated ones as read
Cut the amount of unread emails from 25 down to 2.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whilst I could remote into my work email
Or even get them copied to my phone, I like to keep work and my life as separate as possible ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)

In order to depress myself less, I have you on 'ignore'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

So how did you respond to that then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It was a joke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

To depress myself less I'm determined to go to Tayyabs next week.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I am thinking of Sat 29th for a mass 'yabs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Poor choice for a date
Pick another please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

You're right, that is a shit choice of date

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

You would be a poor choice for a date.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

For you, yes
I'm a biter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)

...of the 'pillow' variety.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

For you
No.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Considering rswipe keeps speaking about a London bash around June, and I might make an appearance at it
Any chance of a Tayyabs trip then? You get to 'embarrass' me with how much of a wuss I am, or whatever it was you said.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Damn right.
I want to see you cry, you Korma Chamaeleon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)

you cunt, that song will be in my head alllllllllll day now.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Hey, I fucking love Korma
I also enjoy Madras, so I'm not a complete wuss.

As long as it's tasty, it's all good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Then Tayyabs is for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

This^
Its fucking lovely!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

My brother in law bought me this for christmas
www.darnspice.com/DSC_Store/chilli-sauces-and-powders/satan-39-s-shit-chilli-paste/prod_76.html

It's as hot as it sounds, I tried the tiniest bit on my little finger and my mouth was on fire for about ten minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

1.25 million Scovilles, I can fucking believe it.
Hottest I've ever had was 234,000, and that was just fucking horrific.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

That looks gangsta.
I have 'Spontaneous Combustion' sauce at home, and took a sip for a drunken dare. I wept real tears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

400-500k, I'm not shocked at all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Morning Monty
as i've just said to a delivery man, "Merry...um...Happy...?"

and a "merry um happy" to you. Did Len like her fort?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

repost from last night:


EDIT Heap Um Merry to you too, Little Plum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Awesome!
that's made my day.

Hooray for living vicariously through my internet friends.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Is she trying to kick it apart?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yes.
I told her to pretend it was her mum's face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Corners on exterior towers?!
Didn't the designer read anything about proper defensive castle construction?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm not sure pink is an accurate tile colour either.
It also seems a little small.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Which reminds me of
This scene from Zoolander. You probably won't like it as it was made after 1980 and is popular.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I have a copy of that at home that someone left at my house
Never watched it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Don't waste your fucking time
Ben Stiller is the main character in it, ergo it is shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I thought as much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I hate Ben Stiller as a rule
But I really love Zoolander.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I can't stand Zoolander, Something About Mary, Meet The Parents, etc
However, I really liked Night At The Museum, and he's good in Dodgeball too. I think it's when the entire focus of the film is on how much he can make people cringe, it's shit. That also goes for Ricky Gervais.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Dodgeball's great too
But Meet the Parents was shit. I also hate Ricky Gervais quite a lot.
I think Zoolander worked for me because of the Stiller/Wilson banter, plus the scene with David Duchovny had me in stitches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

He hasn't even clicked the link
but he already hates it so much he set up a facebook group to get it banned for shitness.

Then he killed himself for setting up a facebook group.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)