lots of great things this weekend
but with the unintentional comedy that hallmarks most of my life, i have to laugh at this morning. i banged into the friend that i deleted from fb and whom i haven't spoken to since she was really offensive before christmas (we normally speak at least 3 times a week). 2,000,000 commuters into zone 1 and i manage to bang into her. anyway, she stopped me and hugged me. i was running a bit late for work, and still v mad with her, so i started to tell her that it was not a good time.

"i'm really sorry," i began icily.

"oh, oh me too. i'm so glad you said that, i'm really sorry too...."

so we ended up having a ridiculous hugging tearful (her, not me) girly make-up session in the middle of holborn. but the annoying thing is, i'm not sorry. i'm not even a tiny bit sorry. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pffft. that sounds hilarious and silly at the same time.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I like Holborn.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I used to see a girl
in Stoke Newington. Trufax.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

THIS IS DYNAMITE STUFF.

EDIT I used to see lots of girls in Stoke Newington. Unsurprising, as it is CHOCK FULL OF FUCKING LEZZERS. They are everywhere round Stokey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I like dynamite.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

She rented a room in a flat
Seriously. You just can't make this stuff up.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Holy shit
I used to live near Stoke Newington, and a guy I know actually still lives there.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

My word!
I've heard of Stoke Newington - what are the chances?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

No fucking WAY.
You know that pub? The one in Stoke Newington near the thing? I've had a pint in there.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Sweet Jesus!
I have also had a pint! Not there though, somewhere else
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Oh this is just fucking scareing me now
I've also been somewhere else. Seriously, this must be more that just coincidence.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

This is 'internet lies' gone mad now.
No wonder /talk don't like us.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Its fate maaaaaan!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Thank God I'm sitting down.
This is doing my fucking lid in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I maintain you should have bitchslapped the vacuous wench
However, if you seeming to apologise has given her am opportunity to apologise, and you still want to keep in touch with her, maybe let it be? Until the next time she pisses you off, anyway.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

That's impulse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I thought it was men who can't help acting on that?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

That is Rohypnol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Haha
No, it's 'orders from Der Fuhrer',

that was my defence, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Stolen from /talk
you'll like this www.timecube.com
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Jesus Christ what on earth is all that about?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

YOU CAN'T KILL ME, FOR I AM 82 + CANCER.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)