I feel like you know when you've just hit a golf ball in that sweet spot or made perfect popcorn and maybe accidentally took the lid off a little early so a few popped and shot across the kitchen and made a small orphan laugh in times of sorrow
or you managed to get that juggle throw just right or you remembered what an Asus6 feels like without having to look it up or you booked a big exciting trip or someone buys you a book that means something to both of you but no-one else knows why you're grinning like an idiot or when you get that marinade just right or a repeat of an old episode of Cops you recognise comes on the TV just when you were about to go to bed or when you jump in icy puddles and they make that satisfying crunchy sound or when you're lying on your back on the side of a hill and the sun's shining but the sky is full of little puffy clouds and you see a little baby Hitler shape in the cotton-wool sky.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Gonz?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You forgot the bit about kicking piles of leaves in the autumn sun.

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

that bad eh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'm shit at golf, burn popcorn, can't juggle
Asus make computers, I rarely read, can't cook, don't watch tv and it's grey outside.
Am in the midst of planning canyoning and a bungee jump in Scotland though, and stomping on icy puddles is always fun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

At the risk of making myself sound more spack-handed than I am
if I can juggle, then anyone can.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I can't
following my hideous juggling accident of '00
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

This is why I never juggle sharpened flaming cocks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was juggling balls
just got the hang of it and I smacked my elbow on the corner of an overhead kitchen cupboard. Left a triangular dent about 5mm deep in my elbow between bones.

Must have hit a nerve or something because it hurt like a bitch and my hand was spasming about the place.

Not juggled since.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Balls, eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

predictable, eh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I've tried for a total of about 5 minutes over my whole life
It's not something I'm that bothered about though. I'm really struggling to find anything I'm motivated to do, which is very annoying.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I have no idea how you can be so awesome yet so horribly shit at the same time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

A surprising compliment, cheers!
I'm good at other things though, such as sniping in FPS games, sword fighting and, erm, having awesome hair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm a sniper too.
I'd much rather be camped in some clever overlook with one bullet and my crosshairs on a mark 800m away than charging through crossfire loosing a thousand rounds per minute.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Damn right!
Though I'm going airsofting next month, and sniping with air rifles is only slightly more effective than sniping with a shuttlecock and badminton racket.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I've not heard of that before, sounds good.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Going to a site down south
Here with some friends who are in to it. They went to a 200 player event in a MOD training village site in Wales once, and people had vehicle mounted BB miniguns! Some people spent multiple thousands of pounds on kit...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm sure your mates have you sorted for kit, but if you want to borrow any of my gear give me a shout.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Have you got a vehicle-mounted minigun?
If so, I'm in.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Not yet, sadly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Sweet, cheers!
I'm buying a face mask and knee pads, but probably loaning a shop AK47.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

face mask? knee pads?
surely all you need is some camo trousers, no shirt and a headband?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

This is no place for your sordid fantasies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No shirt?
There's a chance he'd blind the opposition at close range I suppose, but it's not like he'd be able to hide anywhere.

/pot kettle blah blah blah
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Normally, yes
But having done paintball topless once, I think I'll stick to a bit of comfort.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's basically paintballing without the paint, yes?

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hurts less per hit, but you get hit a lot more.
Because BBs are much, much cheaper than paintballs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'd love to have a go
between us a few friends and I had a collection of pistols and a shotgun and used to have gunfights occasionally.

I've lost my Beretta somewhere though :-(

I assume you use the gas powered ones for this though?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Electric almost always

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

my experience of the electric ones is that they were much weaker and therefore less accurate
might just have been a cheapy one though

My spring powered pistol hurt like a bitch if you got shot with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

These guns start at 100 quid minimum usually
I had a spring Glock 17 (same model as used in the Arizona shootings, fact fans) that also hurt like hell if you got hit by it, but it's range wasn't too hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

that will explain it.
I'm remembering all the fun times I had with my pistol now and wishing not only that I still had it, but that I was going with you to shoot the shit out of people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Well one day ye, me, Wookie and Noel will have to go along to one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I would love the opportunity to shoot all 3 of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I am in.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

My electric MP5 fires at about 315fps.
That'll give you a hickey if it hits exposed skin, take out a tooth at close range if you're unlucky. A friend has a spring powered rifle that fires at about 430fps but he's not allowed to shoot it at anyone closer than 10 metres.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

The tooth thing is why I'm buying a full face mask
Rather than just wearing goggles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Will you bandaging your nipples as well,
or are they ok now?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

They're ok now
Thanks for asking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Electric is the way to go if you want full auto - SMGs, assault rifles, heavy machine guns and the like.
Gas for the shinier pistols, springs for sniper rifles and shotguns.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Gas blowback full auto assault rifles are a thing of beauty
The sound they make is awesome
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

A mate has a ridiculous RPK
which he has deliberately fucked up slightly so that it makes a terrifying amount of noise.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Oooh, does it have a silencer with the end cap taken off?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Plus the guns tend to be fully automatic
Or at least capable of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

So it should be called 'balling'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Shop gun might be your best bet because they'll replace it if it breaks,
saves you sitting out for an hour and fiddling with screwdrivers and shit. I've got a BDU, holsters etc though. And a massive helmet, naturally.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I've seen your massive shiny helmet
I have camo gear, plus a combat vest already but cheers!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Word to the wise,
try and blag some extra mags if you're renting. Especially if the rules involve any attempt at realism.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I'll try to do just that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I carry 2x470 round mags,
1000 bb speedloader and a 3600 bb bag with me.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I know nothing of airsofting

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Hallmark called
The job's yours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Woohoo!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)