I've changed usernames and accounts far too often to count
Looking back, things might have been a lot easier b3ta-wise if I'd have held on to my original account (with super-cool low username number yo) and not taken everything so personally on this site and maybe had a bit of faith in the power of persistence. Nowadays this a ten-year old site with recognised regulars and I'm weird in that I know almost all the memes and remember bizarre /talk conversations about winter coats from 8 years ago while apparently being a n00b. I'm addicted to b3ta but it seems to fuck me up whever I post much. I guess I'm upset, online, as JMG might say.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So who were you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

This was my first account:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21882

I guess the user number isn't so low, and I've been a twat with my other accounts, generally only posting when pissed, fuck it, it's not meant to be, I'm a casual user and I've only ever banned myself or deleted posts or changed usernameout of choice.

might get to a bash near me me in feburary.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

well that was enough info to find your flounce
www.b3ta.com/talk/5387704
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I'm not clicking that
I'm well aware I've been a twat on b3ta, and could be one again. I'm a twat.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Meh, I've seen worse 4/10 on the flounce scale
bonus points for listing your qualifications.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

is there a psychochomp symbol when a search is needed
you know, like batman has?

i mean, 5 mins from him posting to you finding it AND the flounce. in its own way, that's pretty impressive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

You really are scarily good at that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

drunken strikethrough attempt
il + good at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Hah!
One of the first responses to it has a variation on the username I used for a while on another site. Gave me a turn, that did.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Also on here
I was Raymond Luxury Yacht (for which someone apologised to me for insulting me, I dunno why) and Mr Big Stuff, and Senor Burt Reynolds and others. I dunno. I really am shit. I'm gonna crawl off and hide now, honestly I'm crap at internet message boards, I've tried others and people hate me, you';ll probably hate me too.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Key to being liked
is not posting when drunk

Edit: for clarification, drunkeness makes you prone to typos and nobody likes typos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I've posted when drunk
People still like me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

that's because
you don't chuck your toys out of the pram.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I don't even have a pram

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

you were a deprived child :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

and me
i'm pretty twatted right now, stupid vodka! and i have a 6.30am gym session tomorrow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

mm vodka
I could fancy one right now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

the smoking hot but rather pervy silver fox who owns it
inevitably says "i give you greek-sized portion" and fills the glass literally to the brim with neat vodka. urrrrgh tomorrow is gonna suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I bet he'd love to give you a greek-sized portion
Was he wearing leather trousers?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

no
worryingly, a cardigan. A CARDIGAN. if there is one thing i hate men wearing, it's cardigans... [this probably causes offence]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I hate cardigans too
I refuse to own any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

you're a wise man, labs
it's this sort of thinking and clothes-wearing that got you into the tripod of lust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I like that this now has a title
Especially one that conjures images of being well endowed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

haha
heated by the bunsen burner of desire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

That's going to hurt!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

and not in a good way....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

What is a good way of hurting at the gym?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)

i don't know
maybe being fucked every which way on every piece of machinery?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

*drops monocle*
I say!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

sorry
that was a bit graphic in hindsight. blame the vodka, i do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I wasn't complaining.
More impressed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

i think
it's one of those ideas that sounds a lot better in theory, like being a liberal.

i mean, those machines are not very big. and they're hard. and uncomfortable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Surely that'd add to the fun of it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

only if you're into pain
i am not. hence it not being in a good way in the first place!!

and on that circular drunken crude note, i am taking my ballast off to bed. night all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Night!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I find being drunk increases the fun on here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I rarely post sober.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

It's always fun
I'm not sober now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I've posted when I've been fucked on pills and coke.
And everybody on this website loves me deeply.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

The flouncing queen is back, things might go better if you stopped being so whiny
Leaving the house during the day may also help
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

hello you
how was your tuesday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Busy busy ever busy
I've got some cunt in tomorrow with her union rep. Fucking wasting my time :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

stupid woolly lefties
you have my sympathy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Oh Rory you terrible internet bully
WILL YOU NEVER STOP?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I'm being helpful :(
/so misunderstood blog
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)