You are Monica Lewinsky AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yeah, like i would have let him ruin my dress like that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

On the other hand...
...an emergency 'Bukkake Breakout' might have put out the flames on BGBs dress.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Plus, they were in a church, so a Lord's Prayer wank would be nothing but appropriate.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

And the stains wouldn't have shown up much.
Camouflage type pattern.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Cumoflage?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

From what I've heard, sometimes you can't help dribbling a little...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Nah, she's just got jizz on her dress

( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

and you won't believe how much it cost me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

The presidency?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

haha
but i wouldn't settle for president, nothing less than queen/dictatorship would satisfy me.

i guess there's a slot going in tunisia right about now...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

a slot?
I thought you weren't into women?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

what is the going rate for 10cc these days?

( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

A Wall Street five knuckle shuffle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

One Two Five?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

you couldn't afford it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I'm sure Swipe would keep her jizzy dresses in a walk-in-fridge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

RSwipe had taken some clothes in to be cleaned. The attendant was an old man, hard of hearing. She was telling the man what she wanted, and was holding a dress while talking. The old man put a hand up to his ear, and said, "Come again?" "No," said Rachel, "It's mustard this time!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)