i've played bingo once
we were too embarrassed to yell HOUSE so someone else took our money. all £60 of it. also we discovered that old people take their bingo very very seriously.

i wouldn't exactly say i got my kicks out of bingo, though. random selection of kicks include: biting into chocolate that has been in the fridge, smelling cheshire air after weeks in london, really putting my foot down in my car, rollercoasters, having my hair done, head massages, opening a new fizzy icy cold diet coke, having both nieces and nephew on my lap all at once, and the scent of lovely aftershave right in that magic bit of a guy between neck and shoulder.

anything but the 15 page report i am drafting, basically.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

man, you're easily pleased

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

i'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not.
i am genuinely frowning with confusion here, and that causes wrinkles. so tell me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'm not sure myself.
I don't think it was sarcasm because there is a long list, and some of the stuff is pretty simple.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

i'm a pretty simple person
and in no way a high-maintenance spoiled bitch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

that is supported by everything I have ever seen you post

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

now THAT'S sarcasm
lowest form of wit.

i thought of you this morning, actually. saw a butchers van with VIPROS' QUALITY MEATS on it. [insert your surname instead of VIPROS] anyway, it made me think about you and the quality of your meat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

indeed ;-)
I was all set to be surprised about it saying Vipros. My real surname is more common than Vipros. I know there is a coffee company, in addition to the two or three places and the castle.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

i was all set to be surprised by your vulgarity
about the quality of your meat. wrongfooted again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

it speaks for itself
figuratively of course.

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm now kinda imagining your penis as being like a chestburster
But with an impressive goatee and talking in a West Country accent.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

why would my penis talk with a West Country accent
when I don't?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Because you're from down that way, innit
And I know you don't. I don't know how to describe your accent.
If it helps, I can change it to having a monocle and top hat, and be saying "Good day to you".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

that would be more acceptable
hold on, you can change it?

are you paint-mashing it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

No I am not
Might do later though.
I still have a choice one of BGB to do, but can't quite get the face blended in properly due to lack of a decent profile shot. Also having to use GIMP as I want to do some blurring effects, and it's not exactly intuitive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

and that is less weird than The Picture how?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Y'know, I've kinda lost touch with what's weird or not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

you need a chart

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Or a spreadsheet maybe
Or medication.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

i am now imagining you
imagining his penis. you should be very very ashamed.

i was great until i read the above..... now i feel slightly soiled and as if my sparkling purity of mind and soul has been besmirched.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You love it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

god
anyone would think i was some sort of cockhound
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I heard cockhounds refer to you in hushed tones?
For fear they would summon you...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i'm not actually sure what one is
but it sounded like someone who might be able to sniff out cock in a convent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I bet you could do that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

yeah.......
i am not going to deny that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

What do you call a cock in a convent?
Pope Benedict.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I like the phrase cockhound
and shall use it forthwith
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

i can't claim the credit for it
but i will do anyway.

ta!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'm afraid it's part of a /talk meme.
So be careful out there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*heeds warning*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)