So is every bugger off to Montstock, this evening?
in which case, those of us who aren't, what mean tricks can we play on those guys while they're out?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:14, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Montstock's not until Saturday, I believe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

ah, I thought from the moan about tubes that it was tonight
well, we should play mean tricks anway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I'm not going.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)

the cool kids
stay in at night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)

well that and Noel and I are going on an EPICROADTRIP the next day.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)

ooOOOooo
where to?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Source of the Thames to the estuary and beyond.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:19, Reply)

dr livingstone, I presume?
has anyone found the source of the thames, yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Well, yes.
That's how we're going to go there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Where is the source of the Thames?
Somewhere in the Cotswolds, I'm guessing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Near Cirencester.
explore.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/advanced_search/search?cls=&east=398500&len=any&loc=Coates&north=200500&type=
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Fair enough
That sounds like a damned good adventure to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

It shall be.
Driving between Cirencester, Oxford, Goring, Henley, Reading, London and the Isle of Sheppey, taking in Whitstable and Canterbury at the end. I can't fucking wait!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

You've got to try and fit Woolwich car ferry in, if it still operates.
I used to love going on that.

Edit - yes it does:-

www.greenwich.gov.uk/Greenwich/Travel/LocalTravelServices/WoolwichFerry.htm
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)

There's a massive pink robot on the boat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Well how else would it get from East London to Greenwich?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

If it's still there I'm going.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

The ferry is worth it anyway
Regardless of the presence of cross-Thames commuting robots.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Convince me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Its free
And you get to see the river from another angle - and all the stuff around the river.

And the robot likes it.

Seriously, it's a great experience and it's worth making a bit of a diversion for, especially on a Thames themed trip.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Right you are, I'll see what the navigator says.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I'm off out to watch the Arsenal.
Have a good night folks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I'm not.
I'm looking at Katie Price stuff.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:33, Reply)

i'm sorry to hear that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)

don't hate

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:42, Reply)

She needs to be free to love again, Alex stifled her creativeness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Alex or 'Roxanne'?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I believe the transvestite alter ego was cooked up for additional publicity, let's go with Alex

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

it was sympathy
what katie price stuff, and why in hell?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:47, Reply)

She's a very talented and successful businesswoman, and an excellent parent
People like you mock and throw cheap jibes at the poor woman
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)

ha

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

What?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

ha
as in 'hahaha'
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Don't you believe me?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Do you believe you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1048868
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Haha!
And all it takes is flashing your tits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:07, Reply)

She's a very successful author and dynamic businesswoman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

With big tits.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)

They empower her!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Mine don't empower me.
I have to wear two sports bras on the treadmill.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)

You need to further empower yourself via the medium of poledancing
Take that patriarchy!!!!11!!!1
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

How about I empower myself by kicking you in the bollocks at the London bash?

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Another online threat of violence :(
What's more I was helping the feminist movement and that's all the thanks I get.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Aw! you know us feminists are a violent bunch : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Yeah, it goes with the all over rugged body hair and lack of deodorant skillz
Level 10 Dianic Wiccans UNITE!!!111!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

i like breasts

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)

yes I do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Why the hate?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)

more dislike
I don't feel that strongly about it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Feminism needs strong women like her
She shows the young impressionable girls that women can be empowered and reject hegemonic masculinity.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

When I worked in Featherstone, one of the regulars at a pub I drank in
reckoned she needed a good hard thump up the knickers and a strong-minded husband who won't tolerate being walked over.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)

...and you were the only man who could give that to her?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I agreed with the regular who responded "Sooner you than me, pal!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

...by getting their baps out for money
and flogging the chaotic state of their nth marriage to vacuous glossy magazines as the most depressing and demeaning sort of tragedy-porn?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

why ask why? I like her.
I'm watching her life story interview with Piers Morgan on youtube.
Also looking at her products on eeeeeebay.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

is she the one who makes glitter for horses hooves?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

don't be silly
*checks*
no
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

it does exist though
www.twinkleglitter.com/ProductsIntro.html
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

hahaha!
vajazzling for horses does sound like something Katie Price would be involved in.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I can honestly say I find her and her whole ethos repulsive to the point whher

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I can honestly say I find her and her whole ethos repulsive to the point where (and I've said this before)
She is the worst human being in the UK that I have heard of, that is on the right side of the law.

If I would put a ban on her getting married again, it is purely a financial thing for her, as shown by launching her album at the doo, making a tv show and selling it to magazines, doubly proven by the split up.

I think it is sick that she got "ordinary" girls for her clothing line and gave them clothing that was unflattering, with a headband to make them look worst... All under the guise of empowerment, when it was pure mockery and controversy why she did it.

I think she only cares about fame, children and money... And would murder people if it was illegal to get it, rather than morel.

I hate the fact that people aspire to be her, if she ever grows a concous, it would put her in hospital.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Oh, I don't know, it's quite noble to aspire to be a mother to a spastic...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I'm going out
But 450 miles away in Edinburgh. Bets are on as to whether I'll make it to my 9.15 lecture tomorrow. Smart money is on "no".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)

depends on how good your drink teleport action is

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

bloody students

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)