I use many Northern colloquialisms on account of my Father's Yorkshire heritage
However, I believe that dinner and tea are distinctly different meals. Tea is more snack-based and likelier to happen at around 5pm. Dinner is a sit-down meal of a more formal nature, at 7pm or 8pm.

So there.

Dinner is sandwiches and beef jerky from Tesco at my desk. This is rubbish. What is less rubbish is that the lack of management in the building at this time means I'm watching Top Gear on one screen whilst working on the other
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so by definition, your dinner, is actually tea

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Well spotted
Spectacularly well spotted, in fact. I am appropriately chastened by your quick wit.

There is no way to make the above not appear sarcastic in type, but I actually mean it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:39, Reply)

mhmm

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Seriously
Try to bear in mind that I actually rather like you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I'm confused, are you attacking me or do you think I'm attacking you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Just get a room, kids

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I just want to touch his hair is all

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)

My hair is at your disposal
+pubic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I doubt it's as pretty.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

My tattoo is the prettiest part of me
And it's actually right near my pubes. Genuinely. I'll prove it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I think there's absolutely no way for you to prove it unless you're standing in front of me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I could send you a picture

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

that's not proof!
I could send you a picture of my beautiful, lithe body...doesn't mean it's the one that's typing this post
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Ah, but
A picture of my tattoo and other similar-proximity features are surely preferable to any photo involving my face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

ARE YOU GOING TO SEND ME A COCK GAZ?
I must say, a man with a tattoo near his junk is so so gay
even though I like your face and hair, I think it's just gay
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Whilst I love my tattoo to death, I'm tempted to agree
Wouldn't change anything about it though. Also; PROBABLY NOT, UNLESS YOU ASK ME NICELY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

That's good.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Hahaha
Well played, madam
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

0-0 Darth.
At the moment...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I thought you meant between me and Kristine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Still 0-0 Darth.
Blackpool are 2-0 up though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Against United?
Fuck off are they
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Half time at Bloomfield.
2-0 Blackpool, they could have had more.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Oh dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

2-2 now
Oh Blackpool, you have to play for more than 70 minutes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)

WHAT?
Gawd. I'm saying it's good that you wouldn't change anything about it.
I wouldn't want you to say "yeah, I fucking hate it and regularly scrub it with a brillo pad"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Oh
I thought you meant "That's good" in response to my comment about the cock-gaz. I believed that you were implying that no "ask me nicely" request would be forthcoming from your good self
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

well
don't hold your breath or anything
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

*exhales, relieved*
Thanks, it was getting a bit hairy there.

*puts camera away, reluctantly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I hope it's not
too hairy
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Played
Again

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Neither actually
I'm trying to stop you thinking that I might be attacking you. I like this suggestion above, incidentally. Although I think meeting halfway might place the room in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Alreet flower? Why's tha't'job so late?
(N.B. I have not gone mad. I am getting into the spirit of the thread and being regional)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Nowt wrong me'duck, just crammed
(N.B. me too)

Lots of work on and getting paid overtime to do it. How's thee?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Am reet, bit knacked like.
Got wine though, so it's grand.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:50, Reply)

I bought some beer whilst picking up my pig snacks
With the intention of drinking it at home when I eventually get out of here. However, if that gel-haired ponce sat 15 feet away fucks off and leaves me alone in the office, I'm getting stuck in.

Be proud of me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Tinnies at work.
A man after me own heart.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Bottles actually
of Tiger. The good stuff.

it was on offer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm crossing everything for you chick.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I've just realised said ponce has his back to me
God that's good stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I assume you've opened a beer and you're not having a crafty officewank?
If my assumption is correct, *highfives*. If not, go wash your hands, then I'll highfive you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)

You were correct
*highfive*

Also, thank you for the suggestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Because the thought would never have occurred to you otherwise.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Absolutely not
I refer you to the point I'm sure I made once upon a time about how I was sweet and innocent until you internet-met and thoroughly corrupted me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

And I'll refer to the response I'm sure I made:
Yeah fucking right mate.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

A response with absolutely no flaws
Frankly, I'll agree with anything you say right now. Gel-head has pissed off so it's beer in one hand, cock in the other.

Once I finish typing.

Now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

*looks disapprovingly*
You're so getting fired if they check the CCTV.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Sorry, I can't hear you
over how awesome this drunken officewank is. I'm very impressed at how bendy you are

IN MY MIND
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Y'reet, Bella, me ol' Marra?
Have yer got thon reet classy Lambrini that yer gadgee Mr Patel sells, like?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Aye, TD. It 'ent Lambers though.
Went posh for t'evening. How's tha?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)

As happy as a retard with a flag
After eight years I still struggle with Brat-fut dialect sometimes.

Marra is Cumberland and I've kept it in my repertoire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)

See my above post.
If you can tell me what all the words mean you can stay.

If not, I'll be round at yours with a pitchfork in 20.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)

How will you get past the border guards?
You know that your sort can't get to this side of Canal Road without a passport.

I know most of them but when you've got a huge ratarsed Brat-fut geezer bellowing stuff like that at you, interwoven with "send 'em back to where they came from" sentiments, it's a bit hard to follow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I understand.
I am quite used to the people of which you speak.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

They occasionally make a beserker-style raid
On The Symposium (Idle Village) where I drink fine wine with my genteel middle class chums.

Usually when they've "accidentally" set The Alexander on fire. Again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I must say, I'm glad I live in a nice* area.
(qualification: nicer than most places in Bradford)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

It's not bad up here
But I can gaze out of my window at the executive penthouses of Thorpe Edge.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Are the Florests ready for Brizzle this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

I actually still reckon a draw is on the cards mate
I'll be pissed off if I'm still here come kick off, I'll tell ye that fer nowt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Will you be online post-match to mock my favourite team?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Not a prayer
Based on the progress of today thus far I'll be asleep as soon as the match finishes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)