Pfft
not worth the scarring. I looked it up once and though tempted had to see the bad sides.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't mind scars.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Then it might be worth it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I wouldn't actually get it done on the cheap.
Only the finest surgeon for me. So I'll have to wait till my grandparents snuff it and leave me some dosh.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Alas this option is not open to me
since all of my grandparents died before I was born. So no windfalls :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

My mums side of the family seem to live forever so I may be too old to bother by the time I get any cash.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I think it's time for action BGB
no more waiting for nature.

Though I just thought about it. Both my parents lost their parents before they were 18. I doubt my life-expectancy is high enough to worry about getting extensive surgery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Depends on the surgery
it may be an investment, even if it's only for 10 years or so.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Nah
nothing's that important. Especially not worth getting into debt for lipo or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

The thing with lipo is
is that they only suck out about 0.5 - 1 stone, and it's very very easy to put that weight back on again, or not see any great difference post-op. So no, it's probably not worth it.

*may be in debt due to having weightloss surgery*
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Really?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:19, Reply)

So it would only shift one of your chins.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)

It's not a big secret (on here at least, none of my IRL friends know and I want to keep it that way)
but yes. I used to be a bona fide fat fucker.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

You can't have been that bad if they didn't notice you'd had surgery though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I was an 18-20
I'm now a 12. It's taken two years, so it's been pretty gradual.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

what was it you had done?
because that sounds like the sort of thing I'd like to be able to say
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I had one of these:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjustable_gastric_band
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)

it looks scary

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Woh', seriously, seriously, "woh'".
That is amazing. I mean, what you went through, and how good you look now with all that hard work involved.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)

*bona fide fat fucker high fives*

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I was bigger than you
and also like...a foot shorter.

You're not fat. But high fives anyway.
(berk, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I used to be.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

*joins in, but can't reach because of my gut*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Can I join in?
Or at least get a skinny-fucker-high-ten?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)

fuck off, beanpole

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

*Shouts*
Blousie! Some LARPER is picking on me, will you sort her out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

sounds like you're on your own, little boy
I shall snap you like a twig

*rolls D20
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Eek!
Hides behind the sofa/goes to the pub.

*Makes note to have a word with Blousie about leaving me in the lurch*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)

that's more like it
now start a new thread and make it a good one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

oh:(
I need about 2 1/2 stone gone. It'll have to be a breadknife, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I only meet my mum's dad, when it comes to grandparents,
He had no legs, I thought he lost them in the war, that a tank fall on them, but it was diebities. Apparently he lost his big toe as a baby and couldn't walk properly, I wonder if losing your legs doesn't mean as much if you've already got a toe missing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

My cousin is over the moon with hers
But her voice appears to have taken on the helium effect.
We have no idea if there's a causal link...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Gone bigger then?

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:50, Reply)

No, smaller!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I got to hear her over Christmas
Awww she was so sweet and high pitched scouse. I felt bad that her cousin and her cousin's mum were in the kitchen laughing at her.
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Haha, piss off!
I was sliding down the wall in the kitchen making your sandwich.
I wanted that sandwich to go on forever.
I'm off the pub in a mo. I have green eyeshadow on. Shall I wear that blouse or top that shows my jubblies?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

You jezebel!
Thou shalt wear a potato sack. The one that housed the potatoes you lost.
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I'd like to have my gut removed
with a rusty breadknife. Been leaving the breadknife out in the rain a lot, but it just won't rust properly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)

A tummy tuck would be nice but I doubt I'll be able to afford everything.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Have you considered simply saving up for the right combination of cut-throats, mercenaries and shady surgeons
to transplant your brain into the head of whoever Jeff Bridges is married to?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)

That was plan B.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Jeff will be singing
"she said I love you more than words can say
she said I love you bayayayayby" before you know it
( djtrialprice, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

*grins*

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

ever seen United States of Tara ?
her sister had a boob job and her nips were like this ( o ) ( ° )
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:58, Reply)