Why would you give kids glittery soap?
It'll take you ages to get that off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's soap
it washes off. Only this stuff wasn't actually soap or soluble in water, and I really struggled to wash it off. I brought them back downstairs all pyjama'd up and was like 'erm...I'm really sorry, but I've made your kids all glittery...'
The kids thought it was awesome.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)

My sister used to work in Lush
She would come home and track glitter through the house. They even gave her a 3 litre ice cream box full of blue glitter.

I was SO jealous.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I like Lush, particularly their massage bars (not that I have anyone to use mine with)
but more than 2 minutes in the shop and I start feeling nauseous and headachey. How people can work there is beyond me.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I don't mind it at all.
I never use the massage bars- though at the moment I have about 5 shampoos from there. One with cognac oil in, it's almost like Monty in my hair.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

It took me a second to parse "massage bars"
as something other than "a place with cocktails and happy endings". I've spent too long in Japan.*

*metaphorically
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Less of that. Glitter is awesome.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)

that's not what the kids say about him

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I've ended up with glitter in my knickers before, trufax

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Do you wanna be in my gang?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)

-_-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)

What does that face mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

i think she's asleep

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:43, Reply)

As you made the first Glitter post.
That makes you the 'leader of the gang'

You'd better believe it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I'm totally not impressed by that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Come on.
Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I'm going to fucking come to fucking Bristol and stab you. Fucking.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Hang on.
In addition to getting stabbed, I also get fucked?

*Weighs up options*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

stabbed with a pork sword

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I don't like the sound of that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I have lady parts.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

I thought you might use a pointy sausage

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Hmm.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

You should get a pork tenderloin
and roger him senseless with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

That is definitely more a Crowdus Operandi, though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

The boy does love his meat

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

a student this week took photos
of someone who was meant to be a suicide bomber. She made the bomb belt from sausages.

I pointed out that that would 'go off with a banger' I got a laugh from the whole class :D
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I lol'd, for reals
Well done!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Maybe a spam-dagger?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I have no meat-based weaponry.
Not even a meaty bullet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Phew!
So I won't get attacked by a Pork-Luncheon-Meat javalin then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT HAVE A DICK OK

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

The 'lady'
doth protest too much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I refuse to get drawn into this. No POIDH.
But I can't rely on Monty's testimony to the contrary, as he just concentrates on my arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Lampers is totally a woman
I've spent a long time studying the picture of her on facebook in her swimming costume.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Oh god I'm so fat.
Hopefully next summer you'll be able to oggle skinny Lampers. If such a creature exists.

No, don't you DARE find the stocking and suspenders picture
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You're not fat ffs
if it makes you feel any better, I've just necked half a litre of custard and can feel it congealing in my arteries.
(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Can we move this over to the left please.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

I'm sure Stingray was a bloke.
Just saying, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

You're making them sad.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Sorry Rays of Sting.
*Hopes they perk up a bit*

Hang on, that might make them worse? What am I supposed to say to them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I fucking want them to perk up a bit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

More like a pork penknife, eh Jeff?

(berk, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

And?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Jeffs is more like a pork knuckle

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Or even more likely.
A pork, 5 knuckle shuffle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

When Lampito talks about fucking
she always means the back entrance.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

My prolapse is still poking out, but I don't mind too much.
It's like a red carpet for the dick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

:D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

This is wrong.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

It's because I didn't say "fucking stab you"
thought I'd just shove it in there you cocksucking fucker oh god fuck help
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

You're weird.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Congratulations, you win a small prize, redeemable when I meet you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I hope this small prize isn't a knife wound.
Or rape.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

It'll probably be a hairpin or a napkin or something

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I could do with both.
Being a snotty nosed, messy eating, floppy haired cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I'm very snotty at the mo
I have a lot of napkins. I hate colds.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Me too.
Cold are fucking bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

First proper one since I got my nose done.
It's awful.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

What did you have done to your nose?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Pierced!
But there's metal on the inside, which needs cleaning when I get all gunky.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

How do you smell......?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Of Chanel.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

My dog has no nose
I'll send him to check.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

POTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)

why thank you
it just came to me, you know, like a flash of brilliance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I idly thought about going back a few days and searching each thread for POTD declarations
and then picking each day's winner. But that sounded
a) like work
b) obsessive-compulsive
c) weapons-grade dorky.

EDIT: if cr3 wants to make an app for it, though...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

all three, I think

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

With added 'why?'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I'm a developer
I view everything in terms of applications I could develop to improve it.

This is why, to this day, my first girlfriend is still suspended in a harness that feeds her chocolate while fucking her senseless.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

I've seen your live webfeed
She's kept remarkably fit over the last 20 years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I've been tweaking the chocolate algorithm
which is my new favourite euphemism.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

You probably have
You shocking degraded man.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I'm not the degraded one here
degradING if you please.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Carry on Degrading
Starring Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor and TLIC.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)