You're stealing hot beverages now?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

there's a guy at work whom i think is really seriously hot
and we were gossiping about him last night. he drinks green tea and everyone was saying that it is just not manly or sexy for men to drink this beverage. i had no opinion.

give me one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)

green tea is good shit
'everyone' is stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

but is it macho/sexy?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

What a stupid thing to ask
It's a hot beverage. It's not wrestling a fucking bear.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Have you ever listened to Iwrestledabearonce?
If not, don't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

this is a question i ask myself about men daily
things that fail include: taking lots of sugar in tea/coffee, sticking your little finger out whilst sipping it, crossing your legs and tucking one foot behind your calf, brightly coloured socks. things that pass include: the faint tang of delicious aftershave, a hint of stubble, nice cufflinks (mont blanc is a good look).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Pffft
I am currently slightly stubbly, but my legs are crossed under my desk. And I only stick my little finger out when I drink beer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

you're married, al
that is the very first NO on the "is he sexy" list!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Unless you're a personal trainer?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

he was deeeeeply unsexy
when he sent me that picture of his disease infested cock. urgh. i thought i might have caught something just from the 2 seconds i looked at it before screaming and passing it round my friends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Did it look like this?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

nah
i'd totally have hit that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Hmm, I used to have 2 sugars in tea, though I've cut that out
I usually sit with crossed legs, or foot-on-other-knee. All my socks are black, I use Amen aftershave, and don't own any cufflinks.
What do I score?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

2 Chins Fresh!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Wow, only two?
That means you reckon I've lost weight! Thanks Al, you're the best!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I would say that in so far as drinking a beverage can be sexy
that drinking green tea is massively more sexy than drinking ordinary tea

I would also add that forming any kind of opinion of someone based on what they drink is fucking stupid. (Unless it's a bloke drinking alcopops for pleasure or something)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I love me some alcho pops, I just don't drink them because people like you give me a complex about it.
Thankfully you can now get any fruit juice, fizz it up and add booze.... and call it a cider. So that's OK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I agree
Next time they mention it, belm violently until they stop, then simply carry on with what you were saying, without missing a beat.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Actually this is the correct response

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Green tea is very nice
he's obviously got good taste. Especially if he likes the Green Tea with orange and lotus flower. It's lush.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

It has to be plain green tea.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

No it doesn't

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I only drink green tea
I'm the tits
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Do you honestly, really give two shits about his choice of hot beverage?
Of course you don't, because it really doesn't matter. Your workfriends are weird.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Says the girl who drank a carton of custard

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

That sounds awesome.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I didn't drink it
I used a spoon.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

spoon JCB bucket
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Isn't that what we call TGB's minge?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

That would be totally pointless
I'm not licking a JCB bucket clean of custard.

EDIT - I'm not licking it out of TGB, either, thankyou so very much!
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

To be honest
if I had to lick TGBs minge, I'd rather it was flavoured with custard
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haha, oh my.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, I WANTED CUSTARD, NOT STRAWBERRY ANGEL DELIGHT ! GOD, IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANGEL DELIGHT, AT LEAST GO FOR BUTTERSCOTCH.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Thanks Gonz!
NOW I WANT ANGEL DELIGHT.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I've never had Angel Delight.
What's it like?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

lush
it's even nicer if you make it into milkshake. although i haven't had it in about 15 years probably.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)