I'd stalk Mitchell from Being Human.
I was perturbed to find out that he's 7 years younger than me but that still makes him 5 years older than my husband so he's fair game.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Catface isn't really 12 years younger than you is he?
I thought it was about 9-10.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

That's because I look amazingly young
and not because of his manly hairiness, right?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Yeah, you're only a year or two older than me aren't you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Although if he's 12 years younger than you, then I'm clearly wrong on that point.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Unless I'm completely wrong about how old he is.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I'm 35 next week.
*applies extra wrinkle 'cream'*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

No!
Really? That's ridiculous. You look far younger.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Old as the man she feels, etc.
I wouldn't have said 35 either. 31 maybe.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

careful with the catface brand wrinkle 'cream'
I hear it can have alarming side-effects.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

DO NOT USE INTERNALLY

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Avoid contact with eyes.
In case of contact with eyes rinse immediately with plenty of water then seek out cheeky wee fucker and administer punch in the arm.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Bleedin hell!

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You are all lovely flattering people and you all look incredibly youthful also.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)

You've missed your chance
they don't film in Bristol any more :(
Still, if you need a co-conspirator...
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

They film in goddamn Barry now. Barry!
/meme
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:44, Reply)

It's an awful shame
I know vaguely where that house was as well. Did you watch Desperate Romantics a few months back? He's naked for a good percentage of that series. Just saying, like.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Does he have the whole dirty, scruffy undead thang going on?
because if so, that's my birthday present sorted. Well, that on DVD and some extra batteries.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

He has a dirty, scruffy alive thing going on
He's an impoverished artist type with an amusing english accent and ridiculous hair extensions, but a really, and I mean really fit arse, which features in pretty much every episode I think...
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

pls to link to pics

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Couldn't find one of the arse
but rest assured it is good. Have this instead.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)

To be fair
he's quite often seen in the nuddy in Being Human too. It's just in Desperate Romantics there's quite a lot of energetic sex, and he's having most of it.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I've never seen either program
perhaps I should
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Yes. You should.
Being Human is actually very good, Desperate Romantics less so, but a lot of fun to watch.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Is it the one that's meant to be funny with a ghost and a werewolf or something?
I remember watching something like that ages ago and thinking 'meh'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Ooo! I say.
That's rather nice.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Uh huh. Good innit?
he is a rather tasty morsel.
(berk, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Go wash your mouth out.
This is a family website.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Evening DG

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Evening al
Alas I'm just popping off for a bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Later big man.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

*gargles*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)