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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Which one of you is Valerie Turks?
www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:03, 67 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
not me
but she sounds like a genius, that plan CAN'T fail

In other news, I saw a real life dance off in town today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
What sort of dance off?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
some kids hanging out by the fountain
they had music on and street dancing to it in turn. It made me smile. It's just like that, it's just the way it is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Haha 'kin 'ell.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Sean Coombs ate my hamster.
Truefact.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
You are Valerie Turks.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Only because you swallowed his anaconda hole.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)
So she's 31 and her son's 23?
that's quite something. Perhaps we should add statutory rape to the list of charges.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I'd charge a gazillion dollars for statutory rape
Anyway, what does that mean? Are you obliged to rape somone?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)
In Britain, at least
Having sex with someone under the age of thirteen is classed as rape, whether or not they are deemed to have 'consented'. It's defined in law, hence "statutory" rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)
I thought it was when people touched up gnomes and gargoyles

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
While what you say isn't wrong
Statutory rape is actually up to 16 (in the UK). You can still be deemed to have not consented, but the police/courts use more discretion.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I didn't realise it was up to 16
I thought there was a different charge for that. But I'll take the word of someone with a law degree ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)
I wish more people thought like you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)
That's brilliant
That's like next-level comedy mental.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Ahahahaha she is proper pants-on-head mental
that's cheered me up somewhat. Although you do kind of worry, if she's that delusional should she be sectioned or something...
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Nah
Give her a poker chip with "100 zillion dollars" written on it, and tell her it can only be cashed at the bank of Atlantis. Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
What worries me is that her claims haven't yet been deemed too crazy to follow up in a court of law.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
That is genuinely quite concerning
that it had progressed to being heard in court instead of being laughed out of the building and possibly the universe. She is one crazy bitch.
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:07, Reply)
If it moves, the Americans will sue it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants

As a matter of fact, they'll sue it even if it doesn't move.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I just actually read that and think she was right.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
If you made yourself a coffee at home
and then chucked it down yourself and got burned, who would you blame?
(berk, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)
the coffee pot
stupid coffee pots, they all hate me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)
I'd blame my ex.
Everything is his fault.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Yo B-Girl
Just for you, I was just listening to it and thought you'd like it. Few years old now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13EQ_Erb0M
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Aw fanku!
I do like it.

You off out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
indeed I am.
Going to see Walter Schriefels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Then give him my love : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)
so very bored!
no where to go and too poorly to do much if I did

wah wah wah. Entertain me? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)
*sings*
At the copa copacabana
Music and passion is always the fashion
At the copa...........she fell in lurrrrrve.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)
yay!
*sings along*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Can you breathe?
IF YES you're doing better than me
IF NO commiserations.

Trying to work out if I want moar food today.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I can breathe
just my throat feels like crap and all my limbs feel tired
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Saddest of sad faces.
I can't taste anythign so it'd be a bit pointless to eat. But I'm feeling empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)
aww no - no even cheesecake?
perhaps have some porridge or something, at least it's full of goodness. Lots of sugar/syrup for energy, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I'd have a pittapizza if I did eat
they're only 250 cals each, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
i don't think worrying about calories is a good idea when ill
your body needs something to burn to be able to fix itself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Spicy food FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Had cold dahl at lunch
nom nom nom fucking NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
have jelly
few calories or so I am told, and easy on the throat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Ooh I have a yoghurt
or an ice lolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
The ice will cool your throat
this is a good thing. I am trying very very hard not to go and get food
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I'm chewing gum, which is probably a really, really bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Well, no calories probably
so all is well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
But it makes you hungry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
have a satsuma*
*warning satsuma may not cure you of urges to have noodles
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I have apples.
MIND OVER STOMACH
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I will have soup later
when what I want is pizza or noodles
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Pittapizzas are awesome
grill a pitta lightly (150 cals), spread tomato sauce on it (around 20) and grill again, then sprinkle with herbs and cheese and grill for a final time (around 80 cals to cover it nicely)

BAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Bitch be fucking crazy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I've come to the conclusion that all men are dicks and all women are crazy
But you know, I like dick. And crazy can mean good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)
You speak the truth sista.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Word

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Hahaha!
Amberl's gone street.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I've always been street
thought you knew that ma brethren
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Nah! You're more cul-de-sac : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
*shocked*
That's even worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Charms and I will turn you gangsta. You'll see.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)
I will be highly amused if that happens

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I'll make it my task for this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
First thing is getting a tramp stamp.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
preferably a misspelt one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Something in Latin that translates as dirty bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)
canicula sordida

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
bangin' slice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Ooh i could do with a slice of cheesecake

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

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