peanut butter on toast (crunchy)
I think I'd show them Office Space just so I can then answer all their questions "mmmmmmmmkay"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yes please
Oh wait, you were offering me some, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

oh sure I'm putting more toast in rightnow

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

*raises hands*
Can I have two slices please?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Yup
Although I don't do butter so if you want butter you're going to have to spread it yourself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

complicated strikethrough involving butt and spread it yourself. Honestly it would be funny, I just can't be bothered as I'm eating toast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

can i have some jam on it too, please?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'll go all in a huff if you get jam
I didnt even get butter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

peanut butter is already butter

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

what's wrong with butter?
you weirdo. butter is godly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Ugh.
Toast without marmite, jam or plain butter/marge is simply a waste.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Cheese?
Nutella?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Cheese is a different matter, but I accept.
Nutella? Ugh.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Nutella and banana
on wholemeal toast is amazing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)

marmite is wrong.
Nothing good can come of eating dead yeasts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Marmite is magnificent. Like Branston Pickle.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Branston pickle is for lazy proles who can't make their own condiments, frankly.
and marmite is the greatest marketing move in the world. Know what it costs Unilever? about £1 per ton. They then add salt, put it in a jar and sell it for around £30,000 per ton. That's a profit margin, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Bottled water
The prosecution rests
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

That's pretty close.
but even just tap water costs £2.20 per ton and bottled water sells for about £2000 per ton, so still way below marmite profit margins
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

*invests in Marmite shares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Then I'm a lazy prole
It's godly on ham and cheese toasties.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Sammiches yes, toasties no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I have tried it
I just prefer a cold pickle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

There's a necrophilia joke here, I just can't see it...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

nah, I agree, it's good shit.
but making your own really is a piece of piss and it's way better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Never even tried it tbh
But would definitely give it a shot.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

How can you like Office Space and not The Office?
Give me just _one_ eppisode of the american office and I bet I'll get you to like it =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

because the Office is fucking awful , Gonz
and Gervais is just a pointless wanker.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

This is very true
i was beginning to suspect it was only me who realised this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Aside me and a couple of mates, we're the only people who I know who likes him.
I think he's great most of the time, but didn't really dig Extras.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

He is a smug cunt
I cant stand him
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Very, very early in his career
he was a decent stand-up. Then the Office got ridiculous acclaim, and he just got so far up his own arse that he thought he could do no wrong. And he's just not funny. Recent awards ceremony? just because you sling abuse at celebrities doesn't make it funny, it still just makes it abuse. An idiot Abroad? I would genuinely lose both legs for that never to have been made. Not so I don't have to watch it but so the rest of the world doesn't think that's what we consider humour.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)