i hate crumble
stewed fruit is just Wrong. the topping is ok though. without the raped manky fruit.

and anyone who even thinks about putting the yellow abortion that is custard on it should be slain instantly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:58, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Proper creme anglaise is fucking wonderful.
It's also not really yellow so we can still be friends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

"friends"
is that all i am to you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm trying not to let on that there is so, so much more.
People are watching, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

they're pixels not people
we have nothing to be ashamed of.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

You couldn't be wronger if you were up to the elbows in Crow.
however, morning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Nice phrase
This should be adopted into common use.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

hola chico

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Yes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I am amazed that you know who that is

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I used to live with a woman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

live with be
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

with as

surely better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Whatevs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

eeeeow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

This is a new low for you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*GLESS*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Sharon?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Sorry Roota.
I made a Cagney and Lacey comment yesterday.

(It wasn't funny then, and I doubt it's funny now).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

They don't love nostalgia like wot we do Jeff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

well
it ain't what it used to be
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

If I'd have posted that.
I'd have been asked to leave the Internet.

What makes you so special that you think you can get away with it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

We like her

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

i was born special
and i talk about my tits and my pants (hot pink today) a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

and this is why we love you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I think nostalgia's heyday was either July 2000
or Christmas 1994
EDIT: I meant Christmas 1991
www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/identzone/bbc2/bbc2_91perfect.html
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

you don't even like bacon
your argument is invalid.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

bacon is vile
end of.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Bacon is magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Custard is God's jizz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You can get proper stuff that's not yellow and is very creamy and vanilla-y
I know this because I grew up thinking I didn't like custard but turns out I just didn't like Bird's custard.
Ew. That sounded wrong. And true.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

my mum used to make it
i just hate it. i hate cream on stuff, i hate ice cream on stuff, i hate gravy on things like yorkshire pudding - maybe it's me. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

maybe it's you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

you're riding me already and it's 10.30.... peace out, bro!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Fnarr

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I should be so lucky.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

well this is true
i can't deny it, so i won't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

pssst.
I was setting you up for a Kylie punchline.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

is this your way of coming out?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

well..... no.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

When I was younger I didn't like mixing ice cream or cream with stuff
Jelly and ice cream at parties made me wretch. I'd have to have two separate bowls (or in someone else's house I'd just choose one or the other so I didn't come across as the freak I was.)

But now I'm cool with it. And as for savoury, I'm very much in the "Have you nowt moist???" camp. I love gravy and sauce and jus and curry sauce etc etc etc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)