Just for one year lay off the expensive food, booze, records etc and you'll probably be back on track.
A year goes by so quickly at our age.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best use of 'etc' ever.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I like to be careful : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I don't : (

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

You'd better had now that tiddler's mobile in your flat.
Aunt Roota is watching.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

She's almost never in my flat.
When she is due I make sure the hatches are fully battened-down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I always enjoy your bizarre battles
Drugs Vs Daughter!
Search for the SMACKdown
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I have not the faintest idea what you are on about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Because you're on massive drugs
Did you see my reply way back when that I'd be up for going to see The Zombies?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I did - I am looking into it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

The tickets are £5,025.00
Right Monty?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Yup - and rapidly going up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

He only finds it by accident when he's doing the annual dusting.
Not smack. he's not on smack. It was bizarre hallucinogens or something. I bet it was Junior Disprol.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Check behind all of the chests of drawers again
In fact, doing that might bring up money as well as drugs.
I once found £40 down my sofa. And a sock. I was mortified about the sock because my ex's mother was there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)

There's a wrap of DMT behind my records

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Is that a boast or a hint for when I burgle?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Just a fact. No strings attached.
If you do burgle me I recommend you smoke it though. You won't believe it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Go tell the marines

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

I don't why I did that ^

Maybe I thought if I did a Lab impression I'd cheer up a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I thought you were peering at us over a stack of mini pancakes.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

oh my god I want some pancakes now

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

With maple syrup?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

With golden syrup.
And a separate stack with maple syrup.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I have some Lyle's Golden in my kitchen at all times for rocky road emergencies.
I have to pretend it's piss so I don't go at the tin with a spoon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

If your piss comes out like syrup
You need to drink more water.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

And bicarb/lemon juice
but not too much bicarb because you get explosive diaorrhea
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

"shit yourself inside-out the bicarb way"
I've never noticed this - how much do you have to take to be too much?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Only a few spoonfuls.
It's not recommended.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I see.
I use it as an indigestion remedy sometimes so I'll watch that...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You're evidently not a moron if you've been doing it a long time and not taken too much yet.
It causes diffusion of water into the colon, so I think it happens mainly when you down it with a lot of liquid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

If you are piss what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Classic example of me typing before I've chosen the sentence in my mind
Was going to say "if you're pissing-"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oh I could go for some lovely fluffy pancakes right about now.
Might drag my flatmate to an early brunch on Saturday. Calolries.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I have an excellent recipe for proper american pancakes
they are fucking lush.
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I can't wait for you to die

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

That's not Lab how dare you!
He looks like this

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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Mrglrrglrgllrglll.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

HAHAHA!
I've lost some weight now, so you can shave off at least two of those parentheses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

aww you not my squishy bear any more?
labby not squishy wishy bear no more?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

No more hugz4him lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Still a stone to go to reach my arbitrarily set target
But 6lbs lost in two weeks is good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

That is very good well done
I don't think I've lost any weight but I only walk abut a mile a day and probably still eat a load of crap. Yummy yummy fatty crap
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Thanks! I've been very good about not eating crap
But shit with exercise. Now I've recovered from the lurgy and the evenings are getting longer I'll go cycling. Promise.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I keep saying I'll walk home from work. In the summer I could bus halfway then go walking round a park
then amble back. Lots of parks near me as well which is nice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Don't go walking in London parks.
You'll only get raped within an inch of your life. And then mugged another inch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

That's two inches off though
Great for the waistline.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

So if you get raped to within an inch of your life
and then mugged another inch...you're effectively being mugged to death?
(berk, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

yep, it's the mugging that kills you.
It would be difficult to rape TGB to death *drags out slightly tedious cavernous mimsy meme*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

etc etc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)