Neither of these
although I'd have catface's babies in an instant, I'd fucking love my own dwarf.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

That's gone right over my head without a google.
I've seen that film twice, it's ok. The only line I remember is "He's not the messiah, he's a very naught boy!" and that's only because people who think they're funny say it a lot when they're drunk.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

You are so wrong.
That film is a masterpeice and you are so wrong in your opinion thaat you are the King of All That Is Wrong.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I will take that title, thank you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It's not something to be proud of...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

*fashions paper crown*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*gives gold star*

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

*sticks to crown*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

The film is fantastic, definitely one of my favourites.
The whole 'Biggus Dickus' and 'Incontinentia Buttocks' scene still has me in hysterics.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Oh it makes me laugh occasionally, don't get me wrong.
And it's a good lampooning of religion which I'm all for. But christ, when people get hold of things and put them on pedestals and make them some kind of holy grail does my head in, especially when it's just an average movie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I hate it when people, especially LARPers
Endlessly quote that and The Holy Grail. Makes me want to hurt them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Ha! Holy Grail.
I agree with you though, but add Se7en, Donnie Darko, Fight Club and American Beauty to that list. I enjoyed Se7en, the rest were just dull. Then you've got people talking about them like they're the second coming of Christ?

Fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

All better than The Life of Brian though.
IMDB Top 250:
14. Fight Club
39. American Beauty
135. Donnie Darko
164. Life of Brian
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

That just shows people are retarded.
Titanic is one of the most succesful films of all time, and that's fucking shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You can't argue with science, young man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

*You* can
what with being the King of All That Is Wrong.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

It's my only real power :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

What lines get quoted from Se7en?
Or American Beauty for that matter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's not the quoting, it's the putting them on a pedestal.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

ok.. other good news...
You won some walking boots?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

No, but I seriously muddied mine the past two days.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

ooooo, Maybe it was some of those walking pole-y things?
y'know, with the handles and the prongs, for climbing hills and stuff?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

oh and one of those crazy warm sleeping bags in case he has to rough it for a night

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

it's like Camping Gone Wild!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I like to go rough for the night.
RAWR!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Are you being naughty again?
How's your flat going now you've had tiem to settl ein? Managed to get furniture and stuff?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Yes.
Most furniture is sorted, hopefully my bed is being delivered in the next few days along with my sweet new FREE flatscreen teevee. I need a comfy chair or another two-seat sofa, a big wardrobe for my room and another PC or laptop to complete the set. Curtains can wait until the houses opposite us finish being built.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

You got a free flatscreen TV?
You dole scrounging layabouts DISGUST ME!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Pffft I work.
A mate has had it hanging around his house for a few months, his missus has been bugging him to stick it on ebay. We went out and got pissed before Christmas to celebrate his wedding and he offered me his telly for nothing. Made me cry it did.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I actually won some walking boots once. Merrell.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

NICE!
Did you use them?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Yup.
Still do occasionally, but then Nana bought some and didn't like them so she gave them to me, and I like those ones best. Also Merrell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)