I'm pretty damn good
Not so good with my own secrets.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Like the anal porn?
You really shouldn't tell Al anything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It's not a secret if you find her as the first link when you google "Busty Student Anal Porn"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I am so tempted to google that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Oh lol
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=lampito+anal+porn
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

fuck sake I clicked that at work
I'm such a idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

It's just Al.
And there is a link to an amateur porn site. AL WHAT DID YOU UPLOAD?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'm slightly baffled by that one too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I've just seen your sig.
FUCK


YOU
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I think Vipros deserves a punch to the face for that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'm trying to remember the circumstances that led to that
and I am failing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

The link's in my profile

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I love being entrusted with secrets
It makes up for nothing interesting ever happening to me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

same here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I like being smug and knowing something and being knowing and ah ha ha ha
-fixes up, looks sharp-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah me to,
sometimes you just have to talk about things that are going on, that sometimes is often late on a friday night.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

The thing is I often forget the secrets.
Which is annoying. Especially for the people involved. Not that I'll forget that whatever it is is secret, but I'll store it away and then forget it ever existed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah I do that as well
Although more often than not I work out whats going on without other people telling me. Some people are so obvious.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I am blissfully ignorant of any of that shit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'm very good at guessing based on the available evidence
and more often than not, I'm right. Which usually leads to me being told the full story even if I was bluffing somewhat at the start.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I am so shit I can't even tell if someone's gay.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Al is gay, Chompy takes whatever he can get and Monty slept with a man once but the guy had long flowing hair and looked like Monty so it was ok.
Also MASSIVE DRUGS were involved
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

The last fact is my favourite

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Schteve is a fine figure of a man.
He looks NOTHING like Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

he playsch a mean game of dominoesch though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Dominoesch are hish schecond favourite sching,
after arsch-fucking.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

he prefersch to call it
schport-fucking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I seem to have missed the Schteve meme

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

how dare you
Schteve is not a meme he's Monty's life partner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It's not a meme.
Lusty wanted to see some man-on-man action, so Monty took a pummeling from Dutch Schteve on stage in some club in Soho.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Why does no one tell me these things?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'd assumed you would have been in the audience.
He announced it on the thread and everything, I think Crow went along.

*Audience members in the first three rows may get wet schticky*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It was a secret.

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Here in der Nederlandsch
we have more liberal additudesch to schex dan you uptight Englisch guysch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

This took about 5 mins to type I'm guessing
Not as it is in faux Dutch, just that Schteve is breaking your back doors in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Here in der Low Countriesch
we prefer der phraysh dat is ‘schtuffing his ‘barge’ up my ‘Amschterdam canal’ ‘
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Ass-ter-jam

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)