must you always lower the tone?
we are talking about SLEEP THERAPY here. my friend thought i needed it because i never sleep and i can't lie still. in actual fact she was immediately hypnotised into a deep sleep whilst i lay staring at the dark ceiling and trying not to fall off the massaging bed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I quote " i was the only one thrashing around and sighing"
I cannot sleep much either - its fucking depressing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

perverted man is perverted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

On here??
whoodathunkit?

My main sleeping problem is that as soon as I wake up by brain starts thinking about absolute rubbish and then I cant get back to sleep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

That's guilt, that is.
Guilt and fear of arrest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

nail on head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Is this some kind of confession?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

errr, no....
*looks around nervously*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I would so love to try this
having said that, I can pretty much sleep anywhere, at any time. If it didn't make me look like a complete waster, I'd list it on my CV as one of my hobbies and/or special talents.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

be alright if you were applying to dreams or silent-night or something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Oh man we'd be ace at parties.
I have fallen asleep on a speaker stack, across two kitchen chairs, with my eyes open, under a parka on couch with wooden arms, on a floor next to smelly feet. You name it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Hahaha, this
I fall asleep ridiculously early at almost every party I go to, I've slept through plate-hurling arguments, through police, through kitchen doors getting kicked down...
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Snap!
I got sent home from the curry night by 11 on Friday because "Rootz! Rootz! Your eyes are going!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Haha, I have been kicked out of clubs for same
I wouldn't mind so much, but both times that's happened I wasn't even especially drunk, just tired. I blame the DJ, if the music hadn't been shit I wouldn't have sat down and nodded off...
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I've once fallen asleep in a club
and apparently I slept through that earthquake we had a few years ago.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

When I fell asleep on the speaker stack...
very loud club.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I fell asleep with my head in a bass bin at a rave once.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Is a bass bin a more solid version of the 'keep-net' that most fishermen use?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

yes, I was asked to leave a reet posh 'otel round here
because I took 40 winks in the winged Chesterfield one night.
Oops.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

DJ or JD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

JD is disgusting stuff.
I would be sick, not sit down, if I were drinking that.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

If you were busying throwing up you'd probably be awake though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Until you fall asleep in a pile of your own vomit and shit
only to wake up in the morning naked and wrapped around the toilet, with the family dog eating chunks of pizza off your soiled torso; I hate funerals.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)