I don't have a question either
But I am very intrigued about the whole laser eye surgery thing. I desperately want to have it done myself but don't have £3.5K spare, which is apparently what it will cost with my prescription. If you don't mind, I'd genuinely like to hear about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll gaz you, when I can see again, with the details
Sportcow had it done a while back so I am interested to see how my experience matches up to his
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Two people I work with have had it done and won't stop banging on about how great it is.
Good sign probably.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

i had it done about 10 years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Oh you didn't believe him did you?
You're such a fucking mug I'm surprised Royal Doulton don't have a TGB range.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

They do actually
It's in their bottomless range
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

excellent self-deprecation

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

But your bottom is HUGE!

*flees*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Please do
I'm both fascinated and terrified by the whole thing. I can't stand anything going near my eyes. I imagine you're probably the same
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Nah I don't have any problems touching my eyes
Having those tests where the machine blows in your eyes, having the optiction touching my eyes
eyes minge
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm trying to decide which of the three options is funniest
If you don't mind me asking, what prescription are you? Cos we may have to have different procedures. I'm -6.5 and -7 (yes Wookiee I know you're even more of an eye-mong, Bella is even worse)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

FINALLY AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

If someone else had written this I'd nominate POTD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

It was quite funny
Until the self-congratulatory follow-up

Hands up those who clicked on Chompy's post, above?

*tumbleweed*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

very intrigued about the whole laser eye surgery thing. I desperately want to have it done myself but don't have £3.5K spare, which is apparently what it will cost with my prescription. If you don't mind, I'd genuinely like to hear about it.
MARTIN, 32, EAST DUNSTABLE. I AM A TELECOMUNICATIONS ANYLIST.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Best one yet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Genuine officelol
I may have to retract my previous "no legs" statement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You do know that while you are awake, they peel your eyeball?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

They also bum you, and bum you HARD.
I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

How many times do I have to tell you,
Schteve is NOT an optician.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Though he will make you go blind.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Skull fuck you I heard
Pop out the eyeballs and then roger your sockets. When you wake up your eyes weep a little white discharge which they say is the eye healing itself, well it's not. It's Optician-spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Gah, stop
That's not necessarily true in my case because there's a different procedure for prescriptions of a certain level of shitness, like mine. But all the same, that freaks me out so much. I'd rather have the bumming
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)

this is in no way surprising

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Whilst I don't know your real name, as we're not FB friends
I'm willing to bet that your middle name is "originality"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Actually it's danger
danger originality Clive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Prove it
*awaits delivery of birth certificate*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

have to go puke now

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)