you've changed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nope. I have always maintained that cats are owned by emotionally-stunted people.
I like dogs but I'm not allowed one
*dog-related sadface*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I meant about babies.
I know you think cats are the last refuge of the emotionally crippled.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Dogs are owned by shallow, emotionally-simple people.
The kind of spanner who enjoys the fact that a slavering mong is pleased to see them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

so.... anyone who would go out with [insert username of choice here] then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

This, dogs demand too much attention, and anyone who says otherwise
has never tried to train one. They are needy simple fuck wits who can be trained to do menial tasks. I would rather have a live in immigrant than a dog.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

i've got one of those, she's great.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I bet she doesn't sniff your crotch either,
actually you rich London types are into some kinky shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Jesus they're not THAT bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Immigrants or dogs old boy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Immigrants are worse than dogs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I dunno man... I just don't know.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

When was the last time the Britain was flooded with unwanted
Polish dogs?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Well if you put it like that I concede.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You've just got to treat 'em right Bob.
Throw them the odd bone and you'll have a great dog-owning relationship.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I do like dogs but I don't have the patience to own one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Like Alan's 'friend'.

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Good day to you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Tips hat

(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Are you calling Lusty a spanner?
After all, she's always pleased to see you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Look, you can have a dog OR a husband.
Even if you were to get a chihuahua I'd lay good odds on it eating him within a fortnight.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39, Reply)

That's why I'm not allowed a hamster either.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)

You are Richard Gere AICMFP.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44, Reply)

To see which is better, lock you dog and wife in the boot of a car for several hours.
When you return, which one is happier to see you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)