I'm going to brighton with my mum for a long weekend next month, but you can't come. We're going to get fish and chips by the harbor and maybe catch a show at the theater.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She just wants to pair you off with one of the spare gays.
Don't go Gonz.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I don't get it, do brighton like or dislike gays? I donno, they're not allowed in B&Bs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Yet another social event I'm not invited to.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I got invited to a party in England.
ENGLAND.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

England, Alabama?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

TRIVIA TIME
what is one song you are guaranteed to hear in a redneck bar, that will bring all the laydeez to their feet to gyrate against your sweaty beer gut?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I know that if I say "Sweet Home Alabama" it'll look like I took a cue from Monty's post above
but that would have been my guess anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Either that or "I love rock 'n' roll"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I fucking love that song
"Do you take sugar? ONE LUMP OR TWO!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

There's some songs that get the crowd going once in a while, but nothing compared to this.
Every fucking time.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Who invited you to an English party then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

it's a lemonparty

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Oh, that would be great.
I should organise one of them.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Thought you'd never ask!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You're KIDDING
Why on Earth would America, of all places, be interested in Def Leppard? They're just peddling a really dull version of a sound that your own bands do infinitely better
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

What evs DF. Def Leppard is awesome.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I did a 70s/80s/90s rock night for a couple of years here in glorious Norwich
and it never once occured to me that anyone might want to hear Def Leppard. Ironically, Sweet Home Alabama always went down a fucking storm.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Of course they would
you should have played Animal.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Damn straight
I saw them last year (or was it the year before?) with Whitesnake supporting. Most unintentionally homoerotic evening I have ever spent. But still brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

What the blithering fuck are you wittering on about?
Def Leppard sold absolutely fucking MILLIONS of records in America. They were the biggest seller for a couple of years and broke loads of sales records etc.

Your argument is nonsense too: why would America want to hear the Beatles/Stones/Kinks/Yardbirds/Who/Zeppelin etc etc etc because they invented blues & r&b?

But you know what? They did, just a little bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

You're absolutely right, of course
My argument was ill-conceived and badly fleshed out. The central concept was that Def Leppard are massively crap compared to Bon Jovi, but I fancy you're going to take issue with that as well.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

why do they need to be compared?
I like about 3 songs by both of them.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Fever for the Flava, by Hot Action Cop.
Duh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Something by Shania Twain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Leave The Internet
and real life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I can see that one didn't impress you much...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Shania is awesome.
I don't much like songs like that one, but she has some pretty good songs on her cds.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

esome ful
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

It's a country thing.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I love decent country music.
'whoa-u-u-oh turdally crayzeee' is just fucking shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Tell me what country song you like.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Ladies and Gentlemen
Mr. Conway Twitty

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE&feature=related
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That's quite good
Take two points.

And prepare for our manliness revocation team to arrive and repossess your penis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

This from the man who opened a thread with:
"I'd put Chompy into a steel cage match with the Undertaker and his tag team partner"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Do you really need to cite example
in order to underline that me accusing someone of a lack of manliness is somewhat hypocritical?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

No, but since you left it dangling there for all of us to see, I thought I'd make use of it

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Gay penis innuendo post is gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Is it Achy Breaky Heart?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Cotton-Eye Joe. Must be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I don't think I've ever heard this played in a bar here.
Rocky Top is a hit though.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

This is true, this is for some special reflecting and recooperating time for myself and my ma'.
Why don't you want me to have some special time with my ma'? .... after all we've been through this year with the hospitals visits and all that, surely we're allowed some time off?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)