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i hate that one where you have to try describing a figure of 8 with your hand
whilst rotating your ankle counterclockwise. it messes with my head.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:36,
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I find it easier to decribe a figure of 8 using my mouth, tongue and vocal cords
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:39,
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Mrs V is a lucky lady
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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Vocal cords though?
He must have to stick his entire lower jaw into her.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:43,
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when i read that the first time around
i had a most bizarre image of you moving your head around like a numerical mong. i got it the second time around.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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So saying it then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:44,
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Why not pay someone to rotate their ankle counterclockwise
And then pay someone else to make the figure of 8?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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You are like a dog with a bone-r
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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surprise surprise
it's another question from the quizmaster!
now then. what DID you have for breakfast? was your mother good to you as a child? do you like your middle name? which newspaper do you read?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 11:45,
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His middle name is 'Thedog' - it's not great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:02,
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Witha last name of fucker, that's the least of his worries
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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Nothing yet
Absolutely
Not even a little bit, it's even worse than my first name
I don't, unless you count Charlie Brooker's column on the Guardian website
Keep 'em coming. I love quizzes.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:08,
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i NEED to know your middle name now
is it phineas?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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Phineas is an AWESOME middle name.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:17,
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No, that would at least be interesting
I'm not telling you without some equally closely-guarded piece of information from you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:17,
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Closely-guarded info?
Good luck, Discretion is most certainly NOT Ms Swipe's middle name.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:19,
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I'll settle for her bra size if I'm honest
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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Chompy? This is your cue to do that search thingy and link all the times she's announced it.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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eeow
it's never his cue to search my bra, wookie.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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I am surpised that he's nowhere to be seen the one and only time his presence is requested.
Maybe if a girl were to ask...
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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well that depends on which shop the bra is from
they are all different
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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Give me a list
and I'll compile a graph to find out the median
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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OMG Darth's been hacked.
THAT's where he went.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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Curses
It's not working anyway, I thought girls were supposed to be comfortable discussing intimate stuff with bumders
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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Yeah but if I remember right, you're supposed to respond with horror and fear rather than lechery and creepiness.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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You seem to know what you're about
Can you teach me?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 12:47,
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