to everyone: have you ever shagged a fellow b3tan?
if the answer to that is multiple, how many b3tans have you shagged?
were they any good? and if the answer to THAT is multiple, may i have their number? ta.

suppose i should answer my own questions:

yes.
3.
yes. NO - he didn't have a clue what he was doing. oh my god yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:33, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've only met one B3tan
And he's not my type
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Hell no.
Have got off with two though: 1 regular, 1 lurker.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

intrigue!
spill!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

:D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

One is only the joint sexiest wench on here.
The other disappeared yonks ago.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

i thought there were many joint sexy wenches on here?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

This is, of course, my own personal opinion.
Albeit the correct one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You may fondle my breasts when you next see me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Woo!
Life is good.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*keeps shtum*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

+Dutch um eve
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Not a single one
I am obviously lagging behind the crowd here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

No. HA.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

One. Yes, and very fertile also.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

are you pregnant again?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Hmm. I don't think so.
It wouldn't surprise me though. I could just be wrongly attributing my lack of periods to breastfeeding.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

We miss him.
Surely he can get here once a month so we can be rude to him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Apparently he does nothing in work all day except think angry thoughts about his boss.
He could do that AND be on b3ta.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I no rite.
Have a word.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It's how the rest of us get through the days

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You can all think angry thoughts about my boss too.
He's a cunt.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

None.
I have been sexually assaulted by both Kaol and Catface though.

*weeps*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Shit
I suppose I've been molested by Catface too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

We should start a support group.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Every parking space would have to be a Family one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I married a whore :(

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

At least you picked a pretty one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I've had to airbrush myself in all the wedding pics and I still don't look as pretty as him.
Photogenic bastard.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

you he
+this time
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I've been sexually assaulted by Kaol too :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Nope, none

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Yes.
3.
Yes, very x 3.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You absolute man-slut

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)