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OK, three word thread
like we had a while ago. What is happening at this very moment where you are? In three words - GO!

Coffee swearing email
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:41, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*ticker tape parade*

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Waves hands skywards

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Subway Frapuccino
After the morning I've had, this sandwich and the accompanying drink are all that fucking matter. To hell with the third word
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Play the game

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
All right then
Is that better?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Frapuccino? You bender.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
No, fuck YOU
Apologies for lack of creativity
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Good comeback Darth

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Is that sarcasm?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
It may be

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
So's your face

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Kit-Kat Chunky, woo!

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:46, Reply)
First this year

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Eat more chocolate

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Too expensive nowadays

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Win TV money

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Applied for Mastermind

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Good luck there

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
They didn't reply.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
No money anyway
Weakest Link easy
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
says Martin 32

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Telecommunications Analyst, Norwich

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
HE'S FROM KIDDERMINSTER!

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Ha fucking ha.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Started so finish?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
*spluffs* Thank you.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Wipes on curtain

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Fuck you, Sméagol.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Not for anything.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Worth a try

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Is it bollocks

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Seriously, it is

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I smell lies
on the internet
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Your nose lies.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Nose is huge
Lies are not
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Big Jew face.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Says cross dresser

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Yes he does.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
haze yawn Kodachrome

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Paul Simon song?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Aye
50 Ways now
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Too many Scousers
Critical mass imminent
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)
he ain't scouse

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
fake scouse innit

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Skelmer even worse?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Aye, plastic scouse.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Is not Liverpool

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Much better, thankyou
Post, not Liverpool
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
joining words prohibited
'thanks' more suitable
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Rules laid out
I like this
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Right you are
No edit. Effort.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Btw, it's Skem.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Feeling gym regret.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Have finished sandwich
It was epic
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)
mixed bean salad
may fart later
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Ha ha ha
Pee Oh Today
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I'm not chickenlady

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)
TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST BUMDER

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
That's quite good.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Sadly I concur

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Succinct, yet amusing.
Like this thread.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Fat man hides

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Tree insufficiently wide.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
world is twin

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
ALbert, more like?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Pee Jay Emm?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Try harder Noel.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Heh, says you.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Spotted it eventually...

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
*belms and grimaces*

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I sell salami

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Apologies for strikethrough
sell hide
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
By sea shore?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Currently doing nothing
probably should work.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Upgrades finally working!
Interview wanker soon
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Accident delay wanker?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Not so far
Death during interview
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

work touch myself
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Danger wank here?
don't think so.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Oh go on

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Spluffs on keyboard

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Posting on here
Shouldn't be really
Cutting back posting
Seems a shame
Such is life
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Why the reduction?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Past internet addiction.
Same problem, possibly :(
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
B3ta isn't porn
Not yet, anyway
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Absolutely zero willpower.
My head's fuzzy.
Life is important.
Best thing really.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Crosses fingers now

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Work in way?
Police catching up?
Court appearance soon?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Pffft I wish.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Will be sad
If you must.
Will miss you.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
And you, dude.
I'll be about.
Here and there.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Hurrah for Noel

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
*hands in air*

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Farewell fellow birthdayer

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I'LL BE BACK!

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Clothes, boots, motorcycle.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Wins the internet.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
*puts on mantlepiece*

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Quite a collection.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Best answer yet

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Austrian Death Machine?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
There's always Facebook.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Also on internet.
Last I checked.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Oh yeah, bugger.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
God damn it.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I know, right?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)
HA! Silly Sheeple!
Playing the game
*Shakes head sadly*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Tee Gee Bee!
Name IS game
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Ew, mental image
of Gibb Brothers
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
penis deflates quickly

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
New mental image
of punctured inflatable
not really better
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
gazzes cock pic

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
He did too
Sick in mouth
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Thats not sick

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Well played sir

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)
eating apples angrily

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Why so Kristine?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)
She hates apples

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Obvious answer wins

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Cyanide more likely.

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
roommates came home
at 3am drunk
got no sleep
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Play loud music
Bang on doors
Inform all wankers
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)
looked at them
threw hands up
slammed bedroom door
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You ate hands?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Maybe next time
hands
All over bedding
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Punch in face
punt in cunt
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Subtle yet effective

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Opposite of Al
in both respects
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)
IS NOT CHICKEN!
Looks like cock
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)
unimpressed with reponse

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
too many people
not enough hands
or feet
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Employ backup minions
Pay with chocolate
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Call the A-Team?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
tenuous three words
are hyphens allowed?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I think so
Otherwise, remove 'the'.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Just given scanning
Bored as hell.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Go to bogs
Knock one out
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Go at desk
danger wank time
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Already filled bin

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Impressive spooge sir

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Had wallpaper paste.
Added own paste.
Walls now pregnant.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Are you Catface?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Ha ha ha
Hand muffled officelol
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
giggling like mong

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Too much work
Not enough tea
Toilet is broken
Need a shit
Cafe Nero watch-out
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Steal his lute?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
New clothes time?
Shit in pants
Steal new ones
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Nero wise now
Sharks in toilets
Non-customers get eaten
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Clever toilet shark

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Give shark receipt
He wipes buttocks
No receipt? Ouch
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
ha ha ha!
Good system there
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
All own work
*expects bureaucratic award*
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Not THAT good
Blow own trumpet
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Would if could
Not flexible enough
Ballet also challenging
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Is kinky bugger
likes buggering sharks
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Don't we all?
Only me then
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
You sicken me

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Its the danger
penis/teeth bad
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Sadly I know
Bitter experience painful
(human, not shark)
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Danger Cafe Nero!

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Fuck all really.
Nothing of interest,
Now move along.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Just tried conversation
Couldn't speak properly
This thread = headfuck.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Am interviewing soon
Starts at three
Could be difficult
Don't really care
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Hope you struggle
Fancy a laugh.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Open interview with;
"You fucking mong"
Base employment decision
On his retort
Points for creativity
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I like this

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I know, right?
Tried composing text
Took fucking ages
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
slow wit problem
erudite members thrive
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Alright Thesaurus boy
Aren't you loquacious
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)
WotD Toilet Paper

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Joey Tribbiani lolz

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Because you're retarded?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Inherited, innit Mum?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)
During birth process
Did you walk
out of fanny?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Had to climb
Upside down birth
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Like potholing holiday?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Off to interview
Wish me luck
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Best of luck
Hope syntax returns.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Sadly I can't
Too few words

Aha! Have solution
"Good fucking luck"
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Good luck Cow
Don't shit yourself.
Or throw up.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Good advice there
Applies to everything
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)
except scat party

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Vomitus frowned upon

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Baby's first year?

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)
You'll do fine!

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Didnt turn up!
What a prick!
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
There's following instructions fail

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
OMG You ruinierererer

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Story of life

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Your life story;
"Fuck, bras expensive"
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Reviewing documentation amendments
utterly soul destroying
kill me now
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Happy to help
*primes beard-seeking missile*
Duck now, Noel
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)
*rather brisk shave*

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)
menopausal coworker tragedy

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)
You shagged woman
during hot flush?
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)
That would explain
this burning sensation
I assumed beardrash
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Teleconference end nearing
Tortoise's head appearing
Maybe too late
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Fuck that shit
200 !!! 111
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

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