Well I'm officially fucked.
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit.


Shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

More than usual?
Would you like to share with the group? We have tea and sammiches
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Explain please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I am on the brink of financial ruin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Can you declare yourself bankrupt?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

If I do I will lose my home.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Really?
A friend had to declare herself bankrupt when the father of her two kids shagged the babysitter, then fucked off to the Philippines leaving her with shit loads of debt. She was able to keep the house.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

it depends entirely on the circumstances
if the trustee in bankruptcy thinks the house is adequate, you'll stay there. if he thinks it's excessive, it will be sold so that something smaller can be purchased.

but it really is a last resort thing, you'd never get a mortgage again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Don't you run your own business? It's coming up for end of financial year.
Would now be a good time to award yourself a five fingered bonus?
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Nah, it's someone else's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Are you suggesting he fists himself?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

No, I'm suggesting he steals from the company
and fucks off to Rio. It's the only sane thing to do, in the circumstances.

You cross-dressers, always about the fisting.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Do you have one of those cookery brushes that they use for egg-wash? If you've got two of them, you could sale one, but not both because you'd need one if you ever make something with pastery.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Best suggestion so far
Practical
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Or if he has Sky, Internet and a Phone line by different companies, you can generally get it cheaper if you use the same company for all three.
But the trouble is Sky's telly is the best, but their internet is rubbish. Virgin's internet is best, but their telly is medioca. And BT's telly is worst, but their price is best.

It's hard to find the right one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Pft as if Monty has any modern technology in his flat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

He's got loads of modern technology, but he considers the combustion engine modern.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I've gone with Sky for the telly, Virgin for the internet
and cut down on the port and cut out MDs entirely. It's an individual choice, of course.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

You alright Monty?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Not in the slightest, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Is there nothing that can be done?
No other routes to go down?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Oh no. Oh no :(
I'm sorry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

He was fine before you went round for dinner.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Are you suggesting Lampito ate him out of house and home?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

of house and home
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Monty IS a cunt, not HAS a cunt.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Maybe she was the Nun, he was the vicar?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)