you two are such a pair of sweethearts
it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I always make you feel warm and fuzzy inside
you see my name and your all "God Damn my vagina is so wet and fizzy right now, I wish I actually bothered to go to one of those things he kept inviting me too so I could actually meet him"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

how can i have this reaction to your name when you keep changing it?
my poor little minge cannot keep up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Your minge can never keep up
with the veritable plethora of new cock passing through it each day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

i fucking wish, jeff/al
i fucking wish.

well actually i'm not complaining right now. but you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

OMG YOU GOT SOME COCK!?
Was it good? Was it a "good size"? Or was it actually a good size? Do you prefer more length or girth? Did he last a long time? Did you get a bit bored towards the end and think "I wish he's just finish"?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)

i only talk about shit sex
but the last question is definitely true. if there's one thing all young men should know, it's: we don't like them TOO big and we don't like you to bang away for TOO long. everything in some form of moderation please, kthxbai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I'm totally with you on that sista
I always make sure my lady is comfortable and having a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yes I fucking know this
I'm starting to get sad with you and Labs constantly telling me this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

you should get a different hair cut
I have and she fucking loves it. so does your mum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

it won't change his personality though will it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

depends how much they take off

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I totally got a haircut
trimmed nice and short, and I shaved under my balls too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I got a haircut the other day
the woman cutting it was so hot it is untrue. Meant I didn't mind that somehow it took A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Not me though right?
Because I'm awesome. Lab on the other hand...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Do you want a lift to BGBs bash?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Depends, are you going to leave me at a service station somewhere?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Maybe
We'll play Stobart with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you taking Mrs Al?
I was going to cram in a car with wooks, lusty, clendrix and labs chins but he's on a diet so I'm scared he may eat me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yes Mrs Al is coming too
so you can take great pleasure in telling me that she's better than me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Did you hear the gossip though Swipey?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

which bit?
i know much gossip, but how do i know if i know the bit you're talking about until you tell me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

The bit my name refers to.
What else do you know then? Gaz me something juicy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I would like to know how you've come to this conclusion?
I'm fairly sure I would have noticed if I'd had sex with Jeff.
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Chompy on the other hand....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

He's like a shadow

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Until he rohypnols you
Then he's like a bear on a trampoline
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

All paws, claws and flattening

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

*voms up rice and jalapeno dinner*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

*guffaw*
it's funny because he's a rapist whose MO is to use chemicals to render his victims unconcious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

hmmm
is this the rape meme? or are you implying that he has a pointless little cock which is so small and withered that she didn't notice? it can't be that she has a cavernous glistening maw of a vag, as that would be a bit hypocritical.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah, you would have thought so wouldn't you
so, either he's a bit small, or you're a bit loose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Or it's a little from column A
And a little from column B
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I do my kegels, ta, no chip up the motorway for me.

(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

fizzy?
I don't even want to think of the possibilities that could cause such a symptom. I should probably stop reading QOTW.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

al likes to shove berocca up his arse
he then judges everyone by his own standards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

The wackiest thing I get up to
is sprinkling Tabasco sauce on my chips.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

well if you're SURE you didn't shag your sister??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Pretty sure, although what does that have to do with me chips?

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)