I miss being 24, it was a good year for me.
If I had to choose a year to live over and over again, it would definately be 2001.

Although that does mean 9/11 would happen over and over again.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:06, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You haven't really thought it through have you?
Thousands of people would die over and over again so you could enjoy yourself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

But when my groundhog year resets, they'd all be alive again
which makes me a hero until their inevitable horrific deaths happen again
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Ahhhh, 34 years old.
Good times!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

29 was a good year for me.
Not 1929, my age.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I like old people

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*shakes fist*
*remembers when B3TA was all fields*

Whippersnappers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Sorry old man, even I've been here longer!
Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'm almost 8
in your face!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

This revelation makes all future decisions regarding flirting with you more difficult

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

nonce!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

POTENTIAL nonce
I said the decision was difficult, not impossible. Flirting comes as easily to me as breathing. Ask our mutual friend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

In my wrinkly face!
Only 5 years for me.

I am 37 though!!!

*contemplates suicide*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

you are nearly dead, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Only from the waist down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

oops!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

15 years older than me, not too bad

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Seriously?
Jesus!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Aye
Poppet, Applebite, Bella, Barry and Lampito are all younger than me too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Did Ross Noble
call you a young Dickhead?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Nope, just a dickhead

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

The age difference
thing is a quite an eye opener sometimes.

I like the extra cash and experience and independence at work but there is no substitute for good, old fashioned youth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I've got good experience for someone my age, spent 4 years working in the plastic cards business
Self trained in networking too, but I do need to get a qualification before that's any use elsewhere.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

And you have loads of time
to get it done.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I liked '01 too
I had a lot of fun that year. Lots of people didn't, but who cares about them, eh?
( Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

11th September 2001 was a momentous day
That was the last time I saw my natural hair colour
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It was a Tuesday, I punched someone in the throat.
And something happened in America, but who cares?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I don't know who you punched in the throat at the age of 12,
but I assume he was trying to stop you keying his motor

/localstereotypinglols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Nope, the dickhead was my age
Also, I was 13
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

2003/2004 were good years for me
Girls in my year had just discovered alcohol, and the year of the low standards began!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I quite enjoyed 2003
but 2004 can fuck off *shakes fist at 2004*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

you're a bit late for that
about 7 years too late.

idiot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Easy tiger
feeling poorly is no excuse for name calling
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

it was a term of affection
i was ruffling your hair whilst saying it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Just don't ask her for a hug.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

he knows better than that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

2005 was fucking brilliant.
I spent the entire summer out in the warm, drinking nice beers and having great parties. *gets misty eyed* Damned growing up.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I liked 2005
I dumped my bitch of an ex (YAY!)
But didn't have sex for the rest of the year (BOO!)
And went to Dublin (YAY!)
But saw Coldplay there (BOO!)

and so on
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

the boo-ness of the second point very much depends on timing
if you dumped her on 31 dec, that's not too bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Soon after new year
doh
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)

so you dumped her on new years day and before valentines day?
god you're a hard man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I think it was the second week of January
funnily enough she did have a pop at me for finishing it a month before valentines day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I finished with someone ON Valentines day once
he was properly windowlicking mad though, I was only going out with him by accident.
I did not let this deter me from eating the chocolates I was given.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

When I was younger, I dumped a girl in her Valentine's day card
Not my nicest moment.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I see
you like your dumpings to be as memorable as they are traumatic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a spacktard
and i'm dumping you
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

6 little words...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

i am not sure whether to take this as
her selfishness because she would be all alone and gift-less on valentines day. or your cruel heartlessness for leaving her all alone on valentines day.

*flips coin*

yeah, just as i thought!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I wouldn't be too concerned, she's a married woman now
I assume her husband has the patience of a saint
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

most likely she'd been hoping you were going to propose
and when you dumped her instead, she married the next one on the rebound.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Ah well, it's better to have yadda-yadda-yaddad
than to have never mermy-schmermed at all.

A saying that it as true today as it ever was.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)