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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Weird things we have found on the internet
1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvS-_0h-_LQ
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:27, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I was unlucky enough to see The Noisettes at a festival a few years ago.
I'd forgotten about it as well.

Until then.

So thanks. Thanks for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:29, Reply)
YOU'RE WELCOME!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Did you not like the music
or were they actually just dreadful? I like *counts* three songs of theirs quite a lot.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)
just think of the things that would have remained unseen
if the interwebs didn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

like this?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
why is everyone posting scary things?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
That's just weird.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)
hey it's your kid

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)
hahaha
How's you sexy lady?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
I'm good.
I'm going away tomorrow and cannot wait to be out of London for a few days. Gonna get my hill walk on, oh yes!
How's your beautiful face?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I have to work this weekend
JOY O JOY. Then I get to party next weekend so freekin yay although sadface you're not coming
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I wish I could go.
:(
Lets have tea and cake soon.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
So do we :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)
And I just wish I knew what you were talking about :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)
sucks to be you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Next weekend the north's going to be a hotbed of b3tan activity, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)
The north?
*Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Oi!

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Have you lost your whippet?
'Cos I haven't seen it anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Dirty buggers run off wi' me flat cap 'n all.

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqvXRd64Mo

(I'll bet Roota remembers this from 'back in the day)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
That's a documentary I'll have you know.

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
hahaha
Where in the North are you from?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Technically I'm from Cambridgeshire
but I was brought up in Preston.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Once things have calmed down at work and the new girl is trained up,
I will take some time off and come up to cover you and your gorgeous missus with love.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)
We would enjoy that very much.
You could even bring Monty. If you had to.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I suppose I could.
If he misbehaves I'll just point your wife's arse in his direction.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
We have castles with dungeons and stuff.
He could sleep in one of those.

I say 'we', I do of course mean 'there are loads within easily driveable distance from us'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I lived near Dunstanburgh for four years
well, a fuckton closer than I have before or since, and I still never got up there to see it. Or Alnwick.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Whereabouts?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Stockton-on-Tees, sadly
it's a festering buboe on satan's arsehole, but by and large the north east was lovely.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
It is, actually.
Widest high street in Europe, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
So I believe
shame half of it's boarded up and the other half is poundshops, really.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
He would love that though.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Also, the garden at Alnwick
has a 'poison garden' that you can walk around and see all sorts of drugs growing. He'd piss in his pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Oh goodness.
He would probably cry tears of utter joy.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
*clickety click*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)
hahahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Are they footballers?
And who's the grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Not safe for epileptics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqzESY7SIqU
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:35, Reply)
You'll love this TGB
tinyurl.com/qoz9y
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)
that manly hugs one was funny

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I just watched Tommy Cooper's death.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I saw that when it was on tv
I seem to recall he was dabbing his head with his hanky. Did he? We thought he was kidding when he fell over, but then I think the curtain came down or the picture went off.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
The curtain came down.
They confirmed he'd died on the news that followed the variety show he was on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Might've known you'd know.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I'm just surprised you DIDN'T know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)
briefly dabbed, then slumped.
I can see why people thought it was part of the act.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Oh dear god.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Oh, and
this is terrifying and hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
haha the princess leia one os great

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Argh, the picard one is terrifying!

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:51, Reply)
ehehhehe!
there's a film on iplayer called "anne of windy poplars"

fartylols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:45, Reply)
Gone with the wind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Maybe this.
io9.com/5311330/watch-out-when-batman-offers-to-feed-you-his-bat+milk
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Over 2m people have shared the link "http://www.facebook.com" on Facebook.
https://graph.facebook.com/http://www.facebook.com
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)
The wierdest and best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CdA8IhE6Q
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Yeap.
Barry posted that a while ago, I laughed then, I'm laughing now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Originally from b3ta
but I read about it in the metro a while back and had a chortle to myself that it'd made national news:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGILpqzapP8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Ahahahaha that is ridiculous!

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
hahahahha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Also this
I don't care how stupid it is, it never fails to tickle me:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
*fears the tickling fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I said it tickles ME
not that I actually am ticklish.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I am. :(
I accidentally elbowed Noel in the face once when he tried to tickle me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I have ticklish feet if you catch me off guard
but I can ignore it if I concentrate. I kicked my ex in the balls once when he tried to tickle my feet, and he wouldn't believe it was by accident (it was!)
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
The lesson to be learned there is:
don't tickle my feet, especially when I'm not expecting it.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I wasn't planning to.
And now I definately won't.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Definitely*
and good. I have little enough dignity without shrieking and flailing.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Give us an exciting new evening thread berk.
Go on. You've not started a new thread in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
No, I don't wanna
I'm semi-watching a film.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)
*sulks*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
*there there*
you don't need me for a thread to be interesting, why don't you start a new one?
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
*Still sulking*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Well don't.
it's unbecoming in a man of your age.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I'm the kind of ticklish
that sometimes means you only need to pretend to tickle me and I flinch

YAY - 15 minutes until photoshop cs5 is installed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Yup, same.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
What will you be shopping once the installation is complete?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I don't know
I just opened it for the first time. It's weird, like you go to a familiar place that's had an unsettling makeover
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
That did that to the pub a few years back.
Well, I think they gave it a makeover, but they might have just cleaned it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)
ahaha I'm just ticklish everywhere.
lead for some interesting moments...
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
this isn't weird but I think it's hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t7k-EOpwZw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
classic internet funny (but not entirely sure why)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)

www.howtobearetronaut.com/2011/02/ikea-stonehenge/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
That is freaking awesome.

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

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