i have serious guilt if that helps
my colleagues got back last night after a 10 day high court trial and i ended up going to celebrate with them and telling my personal trainer that i was too ill to make the session. then i went to meet the flatmate at the pub. so, no gym AND a hangover/two lots of skin-on-fries with rock-salt guilt.

the dating website is hilarious though. my friend - who has finally binned off dr hug - has given up after 21 dates and only 1 shag. all numbers deleted from phone, profile deleted from website, done. hysterically, though, she arranged to meet the shag last night after he texted, only to find out at the very last minute (when the shag eventually DID text [leaving it 5 days to text after sex is just fucking RUDE but that's another story] that she had been texting the wrong web-geek and was about to embark unwittingly on a second date with the biggest clown in the entire 21 ring circus. i love this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*facepalms*
I've cancelled my subscription after one month. I just thought I'd see if my luck has changed.....it hasn't.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Hahaha
I forsee a life of spinsterhood and cats in the near future.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

21!
blimey, I have had 1 in the last 4 months. Turns out guys are still picky, even online
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

that's superb

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

when she rang me in doomladen horror
it actually made me cackle with laughter. hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I don't understand.
Out of all the 6-odd million people living in London, how does this friend of yours consistently find so many weirdos?

Next time I'm single, I'm moving to London. I'll fucking clean up.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

she lives in manchester
but she found weirdos because she met them ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Dr Hugz
was a MANC?

I thought that sort of behaviour was punishable by death Oop North
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

living up there now
he was actually from somewhere dreadfully southern like guildford.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

On behalf of my gender
I find men like that embarrassing.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I pictured him being asian

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

no, he was white
but the doctor before him was pakistani, the one who famously said after 4 dates "your demands for a relationship are not fair on me right now, i need time to think and maybe next year [this was AUGUST] i can. right now you must give yourself to me unconditionally because i do feel ready to make love to you."

ie: i fancy a bit of english-slut before i marry my lovely wife!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Accurate translation.
I think I initially read Dr Hug as Dr Huq, and now he is Dr Huq who likes hugs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

If anyone said something like that to me
I think I'd laugh so hard my eardrums would rupture.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Well, I'm near Manchester
Tell her to lower her age range? Haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

she'd take you apart and rape the pieces, sonny-jim

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Worth it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

would she think so??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

l doubt it.
Emo Green Day fans are hardly sought after, amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

oh how i hate that fucking "street talk"
if you're not 17 and black, it just sounds.......

well. middle-aged and white, i guess!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

amirite
Is webtalk, like Lolz and NSFW. Not street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

internet it pretty much the opposite of street

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)