I have had a crap week too.
I just have to cope until I finish early (3pm).

I did make myself giggle with this though:
You know the woman's voice that reads texts sent to landlines?
Well, picture her saying "Moaty. It's me. Gazza." Monotone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

haha
I liked it when it was tom baker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Aww, so did I.
Me and the gay dads round the corner communicated only via this medium for a whole fortnight.
3am calls from Tom Baker telling me to "Wash it, slut." Happy days.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

a friend of mine knows someone who slept with tom baker
apparently he was very weird in the sack and said things like "tom's putting it in now."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I don't know if it's true
but I REALLY hope so
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I am going to use that line in future.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

"plumdozer's putting it in now"
sounds even better
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Plumdozer sounds like a euphemism for cock anyway
so it'd be doubly weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

words you would love to hear in real life no doubt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Oh me too.
"I am going to commence coitus now"
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

My mate slept with Paul Weller and it bends right over to one side

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Woo! I'd like to have a go on a bendy one.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I think if it bent to the front or the back it might be interesting
but to one side might be odd
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Have you not seen one like that?
an ex had one that sort of curved to the left.
(berk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I've led a sheltered life.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That's Entertainment!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You do something to me
Somewhere to the side
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Down in a fallopian tube station at midnight....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

*groans*

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

gr m
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

that is SKILL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Are you a Benny tied to a tree?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Fuck off right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Ooooh. Stick you. Your Momma too
And your Daddy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Going underground?
ground neath
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I was too busy laughing to be cross at them for waking me up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I miss fraternizing with homosexuals.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm gutted they split up.
We had such fun times and holidays and they were good neighbours.
But then they went mental and split up and I barely see either of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)