Physically, my tattoos
The fact that an 'after market' mod is my best feature is not depressing in the slightest.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they are pretty fucking cool though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

You're a little cheeky monkey with a lovely grin and sparkly eyes..........and you know it.
Actually there was a guy on the dating site who looked like you. I messaged him, (not because he looked like you), but got no reply but thought afterwards that maybe it would have felt a bit wrong waking up next to someone and seeing you staring back.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Aww bless!
I would be scared to wake up and see my face too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

don't sleep near mirrors, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I don't
Nor do I fuck my clone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I wonder how many people would fuck their clone?
Or a version of themselves in the opposite gender?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You're only gay if you take it from a clone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

*sings* "I'm so clonely"

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I think most people wouldn't
I probably would though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

my mrs asked me that last night for some reason

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Fucking your clone is fucking your twin.
So...erm, no.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I love your hair, especially when sleeping.
EDIT: when the hair is sleeping, not you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

do you sniff it
when he's asleep?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
That did sound suspect till you edited it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I thought you were learning from that
dude that sniffed Berk's
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

It would just smell of hairspray
And AWESOME.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

My hair failed me last weekend
It started to go to sleep at 9pm, from back to front. Most upsetting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21, Reply)

don't worry
it could happen to anyone. It's not a big deal...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Maybe it wouldn't have that problem if people around it lost some weight
Maybe put some make-up on, y'know, make an effort.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

it didn't have a problem
with that fat bitch who works in Tescos though, did it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

She did that thing you won't do

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

what? Put up with your bad breath and snoring?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

She shuts the fuck up for at least a minute, sometimes even longer

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Only because she's so gobsmacked at how tiny your cock is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

That's not what she said

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Kerpow!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

You like how tiny his cock is?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

At least her gob went remotely near my cock!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Probably just thought it was some kind
of deformed cocktail sausage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Noel's 15" black rubber cock would look llike a deformed cocktail sausage
When compared to your Grand Canyon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

well maybe that's a good alternative
at least it doesn't come with 20 stone of sweaty hairy flesh and it might last longer than 23 seconds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

You'd lose it up you within 5 seconds

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

but at least it wouldn't have that green gunge
round the edges
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

she probably yelled
'Clean up in Aisle 5'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Tesco Value Crunchie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

that's all she is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

awww is squishybear all depressed?
Give badger a smile, where is that lickle smileywiley of squishybears?

Sulkybears aren't allowed to dance, I hope you know that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'm not depressed at all!
I'm feeling pretty awesome after delivering two days of hot Macintosh training.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

oh ok then....
JAYKAY SAYS DANCE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Chairdances*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

The other day I chairdanced whilst spinning around
I felt pretty sick :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Error of judgment there

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)