kick pigeons

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am going to make you listen to a song about this in the car.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

by [sponge]?
kicking pigeons in the park?

oh I just saw lab wrote that *waves at lab, asssesssssessss how much he looks like a pigeon*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
Hi TGB!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

hey squishybear obviously I wouldn't kick you that would be mean and I'm totally lovely

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

That would be mean
And you are lovely. AND we get to share a car soon! YAY!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

We get to be the naughty kids in the back
although not too naughty because then Mummy Clendrix will shout at us
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I don't like it when she uses her Angry Voice

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

small voice doen't work on her either
You know, with neither of us driving our stobart skillz should be AWESOME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I predict STOBARTAGEDDON

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I predict accidentally driving us under a lorry.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

So long as it's a Stobart

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

That's the one, I should remember that at least SOME of you lot have decent taste in music.
*Looks at Monty, shakes head sadly*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I saw spunge a while back with farce and 10 foot fingers
then I won loads of stuff int he raffle. It was awesome.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Sorry, 'man who knows all the words to Ice Ice Baby'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

That's a pretty cumbersome nickname, you can do better.
Also Ice Ice Baby is a modern classic you philistine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Sorry, 'man who only likes the first 15 seconds of Tom Sawyer'.
Repeated ad nauseam.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I can't understand why you would only like the first 15 seconds.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It's a hip hop DJing thing.
You cut up the 'break' of the intro with two copies, thus making a new tune, without Geddy Lee's horiffically bent singing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

But he starts singing after 8 seconds
so you're just flicking between two 5 or 6 second samples?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Yes.
This is called 'cutting up breaks' and is the manner in which the original hip hop DJs created instrumentals for breakdancing and MCing. Samplers and drum machines were five years away from existing, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

But it's an awful lot of effort
given that you could do it once on a computer and then loop it.

Just because that was the way you used to have to do something doesn't make your ability to do it impressive.

Nobody is impressed by my ability to make a spinning jenny or use a typewriter.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I shall try to find you someone decent doing it on YouTube.
Perhaps then you will understand.

HERE YOU GO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WEytN7FQIo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

The Tom Sawyer cut-up is 'traditional':
www.beastiemania.com/whois/mix_master_mike/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Al, I cannot fathom why a man would want to play that first 15 seconds
Then cut straight into the same 15 second sample on a second record. Over and over for about 5 minutes.
Not only would this mean you have to have 2 copies of a song I do not care for, but it would be easier to just DJ using MP3s and set a loop...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Well yes, that too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

When not so pissed I can barely stand
some variation and scratching is usually added for the sake of variety and entertainment. You did not see the 'routine' at its best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I've just listened to Tom Sawyer
I have only recently been introduced to Rush, but I do like that song.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Geddy Lee is a homosexual.
His vocals ruin their music, cf Budgie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I've obviously questioned your DJing ability enough
To make you overlook the slight troll comment that you should get with the times and use MP3s.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Sorry I only ever read the first few words of your posts
as they are always so fucking dull. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

as they are always so fucking dull. Sorry. Because I'm such a twathole with money that I can't pay for decent net access, so am using old 60 day AOL dial-up trial discs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Is this why he's always about ten minutes late with his comebacks?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ouch.
*resigns*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Oh, hello dear.
Emerged from your burrow, have you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

*moves away from Lampito*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I'm going to get punched, aren't I.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

You are if you keep forgetting BASIC PUNCTUATION.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

It wasn't a question, it was a resigned statement

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

PUNCH-YOU-A-SHON *Smack, right in the grammar box*
That should be TGB's signature move/saying when someone does their grammar wrong.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I was off work for a week, during which time I had better stuff to do than come on here.
As a result there is now no skin left on my cock, but my left arm has reached Herculean proportions.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Glad to hear it, old bean.
I've done pretty much nothing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

In the park?
Spungelolz.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

IN THE FACE

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

WARNING WARNING FOOTBALL SUBTHREAD OMG WHAT A BASTARD
I know you're not Tightly but seeing as he won't show his face today I would still like to point and laugh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I hope they deoprt that stupid Polish cunt of a goal keeper
What a fucking twat.

Maybe Professor Yaffle will finally realise he needs to buy a goalie and some fucking defenders.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I think my favourite bit was when he got his sulk on so bad that he refused to give a post-match interview.
Top grown-up behaviour there.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

He was wearing a ridiculous coat too

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

You know you're talking to Wookiee here, right?
Ridiculous coats is his 'thing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You're thinking of Barryfromeastenders.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

no, he's jackets, not coats

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I beg to differ
I've got a ridiculous coat as well, well possible more than one of them!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

kick you in the face if you're not careful
Feeling better?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Aww, was al not feeling well?
Poor al.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Fuck You Chinny Boy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I was actually being genuine
I shall take my sympathies back.
*takes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Liar
you've never felt sympathy for anyone in your life.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I have and you know it
That look I give your lovely wife is three parts sympathy to one part horn.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm still coughing lots
but my voice is a bit better. I didn't really do myself any favours by playing on singstar on saturday night. By the end of it I could barely make any noise at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:37, Reply)

could you just about muster enough energy to squeak "pie pie pie"
And then waddle over to the kitchen and fall face first into a plate of mashed potato?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I had just had a curry
so I didn't need any pies.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)