THE RESULTS ARE IN!


It's unequivocal folks, a greater percentage of people think Chompy is a rapist than voted for NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahaha!
I love a nice pie chart.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

For additional irony LolZ
I did this in excel
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

did you know that the pie chart was invented by Florence Nightingale?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Did you know that the croissant was invented in Vienna?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I did not know that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

That's because it wasn't
It was invented in Paris
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

The modern varient was invented in Paris in the late 19th Centuery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Wikipedia FACT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croissant
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Also
www.foodtimeline.org/foodbreads.html#croissants
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

socyberty.com/history/how-bakers-in-vienna-invented-the-croissant/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Conflicting data on the internet?
Crivens! Whatever next?

*adjusts monocle*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It's currently 2-1 to me

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I've got better things to do...was only supposed to be a flippant remark to croissant loving Vipros
*jeez*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Person-losing-on-the-internet-getting-upset-LOLZ

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

am not!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*posts in the archive*
*calls in /talk buddies*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

fine see if I care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I thought she invented the bed bath, the dirty little minx.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Did you know that 'QI' is broadcast nationwide, not just in the Exeter region?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Ha!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

did you know that not everyone watches the same things on the television?
or may have missed one small part of one episode of something?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Hahahahahhahaha Clegglolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah, and now they are "raping" the NHS
those privilaged tossers out of touch with the Jeremy Kyle watching public
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

\YEAH/

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

\YEAH/ they have CON-DEMed the poor of this country to only 200 sky channels
and 500 fags a week!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Damn that Gordon Clown.
DAMN HIM TO HELL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

All rapists should be tried this way, might help increase the conviction rates

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

What, you try them,
and if you don't like the way they're doing it, they have to stop?

This is a fair compromise, I feel we may have solved the age-old 'rape question' once and for all.

Good work!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

oh I may watch this later
www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/ You inspire me to watcha lot of films. Oh and Das Experiement was good, very brutal and stabby and rapey
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I liked Dead Snow

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I still have Die Welle to watch
I couldn't take that after Das Experiment though I think I would have ended up bitter and cynical or "monty" as it's more commenly known
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Dead Snow is very silly
the bit when the guy gets his intestines skewered to a tree as he runs away is very amusing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Awesome silly is good
Pirahna 2d was delightfully silly. Although not in the same league as Sharks in Venice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Piranha 2d?
Is that an Asylum version of Piranha 3d?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Yes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

In God's name, why?
It was more 'ironic genre self-referencing' that that God-awful heap of shit 'Spaced'*.

I watched 'Burke and Hare' on Saturday night. The only thing worse than that cunt Pegg is Bill Bailey's 'Scottish Accent'. The only funny/non-bent bit in the whole film is the five seconds of Paul Whitehouse playing a drunk.

*I saw an episode of that the other day just to make sure it really was as shit as I had thought. It was worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:54, Reply)

because I can allow myself to enjoy things.
it was entertaining and reasonably well made. There were some moments of comedy violence and gore.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I enjoy lots of things. Really fucking shit Scandinavian films aren't one of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You should embrace you silly side more often Monty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I think that's why I liked it
because it is silly.

There's little point in arguing with Monty about this sort of thing. It's like arguing with him about playing games.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

being Scandinavian had nothing to do with it.
and it was considerably better than a lot of films.

I'm easily pleased when it comes to film. I enjoy a great film as much as anyone, but am quite content to watch pretty much anything.

that aside, it's a zombie film, and if it has zombies or vampires in it then chances are I'll enjoy it. Excluding Twilight, which I have not watched.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

....because you think the films will never equal the books, which you think are BRILLIANT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

That was Al

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

god, even I haven't read the Twilight books
and I will unashamedly read any old shit. I've read most of Anne Rice's books and James Patterson and Harry Potter, but even I draw the line at reading Twilight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You're right not to bother.
They are gash.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

noted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I saw the first movie
Honestly one of the worst films i've ever seen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I will steer even more clear than I had been planning then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Some of those Anne Rice books werre OK I thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

the first few were ok
and then some vampire-paedo-bumderism crept in, which put me off a bit.

then there was the one with Lestat going back in time and drinking Jesus' blood or something....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Did Jesus become a vampire?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

don't be silly
he would have had to have drunk some of Lestat's blood for that to happen

duh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

oh sorry my vampire knowledge obviously isn't up to par

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

clearly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I read them all and they did get a bit strange towards the end.

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It was better than 'Police Academy 9' I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

that's the spirit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

This will cheer you up.
I've bought the first Shardlake book to read after I've finished Wolf Hall.
( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You are welcome to my DVD of it.
It is more shit than I even I could imagine, and, to paraphrase Han Solo, I can imagine a lot of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

You saying things are shit makes me think I'll enjoy it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Killing yourself immediately is FUCKING SHIT, TGB.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I would but I got paid today and I need to go fritter away my money on new shoes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Suicide shoes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Where the buckle fastens the wrong way?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Surely she could just borrow Gonz's cooking shoes?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Das is gud!

( girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

+t dt

Ja!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:58, Reply)