Your question should be, where has Blousie been all day.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

With MEAT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Well I have had a bit of poultry.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

lezza!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Nothing leszza about BGB enjoying a bit of cock, NA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Crap vegetarian

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I think I have to stop calling myself that now.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

'Crap omnivore' is much better anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

If you eat meat, yes you do
For the same reason that I don't describe myself as a teetotaller
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

or straight

(I tried not to post this, I really did, but couldn't let it pass)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

5/10 too predictable
as I think you will accept
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

that's irrelevant
the predictability of it has no bearing. I just can't not call you gay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

You do the insults, I'll do the scoring, thank you
But if you want another justification for my marks, I'll revise; 4/10, shit in the first place, then appealed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It's funny because I still think of myself as a vegetarian.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I prefer to still think of you as a lesbian
even though it's no longer true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Haha!
I have no problem with that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

15" Black Cock?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Where haven't you been dah-ling!
not sure what I mean by that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

nor am i...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

He's implying you are a vagrant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I don't even know where Vagrancia is

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

he was talking to bgb
hence the fit of jealous rage that i flew into above. well, i blunted my pencil a bit on my interest calculation, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I would never steal an internet husband.
I just want you to know that. Also I can't see The Colonel being into a bit of rough : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

don't be fooled by his nice guy persona
he's actually into the sort of depraved shit you would not believe even if you saw it with your own eyes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Really!!!!
*plots*
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

oh god yeah
most of it is illegal in any civilised country, the foul deviant beast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I'm thinking really we should be swapping husbands.
You know......just to see.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

mine is an insatiable panting slavering filthy beast
and yours likes to fuck insatiable panting slavering filthy beasts.

i have a better plan. why don't we just put the two of them in a room together and we'll go and have our nails done and get pissed?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Sounds like a plan : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I hope it's compound interest
that's my favourite kind.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

er
it might be. it is 5% above base from the december quarter day to date.

what's that? (apart from about £180 which is even not worth my time to calculate, but there you go)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

59 days worth of interest at 5.5%pa
how much is outstanding (or is that need-to-know?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

£337,643.21
per quarter, and the whole quarter fell due on 25 dec.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Ah, another 6 days (I was taking it from 31st Dec)
£337,643.21 x 5.5% x 65/365 days = £3307.05

Am I doing it right?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

if you're doing it wrong, i don't want to do it right
by which i mean, yes, our calculations coincide exactly. hoorah.

however, google tells me it's not actually compound interest after all that...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Quite right
Unless the outstanding amount contained previous interest accrued
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

nope, it is one quarter's rent
thank you darling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Just doing my job m'am
or skiving off my job depending on your point of view...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

what about your boss?
which would be his point of view?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

err...
*gets on with work*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

It takes me four and a half days to earn £180.
I am aware how pitiful that is.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

if i got to keep the £180 it would be worth it
i just get to put it in a stat demand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Do you whittle your own money?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Selling sex

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

You earn 10k per annum at a very rough guess
and I am taking 5 pounds of it ta very much.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I'm glad i'm not the only one who did a quick calculation

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)