Cunts.
I just got back to uni from a funeral. I had a truck tail gate me for 50 kms. I flipped him the bird as he overtook me, even though I knew it wouldn't be seen.

I'm now eating cake to feel better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:13, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gesticulating at people is one of the best things about driving
you ok?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

been better, but I feel better for going then I did just considering staying up at uni and missing it.
I'm glad I went. Was full of people - at least 500 people where there, pretty much standing room only.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Was there a buffet?
My funeral is going to have a buffet. Al won't be invited, of course he'll die before me anyway
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

If Al lives longer - he's gonna eat the whole buffet before anyone can even see that it's there.
There was, but I wasn't in the mood to eat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

he'll have already eaten the cadaver though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

waffer thin meeeent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

this images amuses me greatly

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Careful now, have you not seen the movies?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

what movies?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Free Willy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Duel
Joy Ride

Something else...there are a few where the truck driver murders some innocent person.

Also for you, see Wolf Creek
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

ahhh fuck Wolf Creek is terrifying.
I've watched it once. ONCE. I had nightmares for ages.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I had a dream last night that a guy from work had an afro
and that someone had shot a massive hole through it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

very much like that
but it was a complete hole, with hair all round it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Excellent!
A good look
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

sounds like something out of those looney tunes things.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Exactly!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Anal Future 9?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Don's Donkey Dick 7

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I like to entertain myself when being tailgated
by left foot braking whilst accelerating
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I did *just* slow enough to piss him off.
He tried to over take me in a lane that was far too small, so I zipped in front before he could run me off the road.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Last time I tried left-foot braking I almost nutted the steering wheel.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

It is a bit hard to do without doing that!
Just a touch puts the lights on!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Last time I tried I was in a go kart
Never tried in my car, sounds dumb.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Softly, softly
catchy tailgater
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Tugnut's Tailgaiter Tip for 2011.
Keep low denomination loose change in your ashtray. When some twunt decides to tailgate you and won't back off, lower your window and drop a handful of coins out (use as much discretion as you care to - if you want a fight be really obvious, if not just drop them over the side.). Coins land on the road, bounce up and make loud noises under the bastards car and often do make wonderful scratches all down the side panels.
If you do this carefully they will not know what caused it and will pull over to ispect the damage, thus leaving you to continue your journey safely and with a mega-croissant level of smugness after a righteous victory over twatdom.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Quality tip!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)