Tonight I drive a minibus full of students to Blackpool
the only silver lining in this is that I have composed a playlist for the journey entitled "you fucking drive then", which will also be my response whenever some 19-year-old fucktard in a Jack Wills hoody asks if he can put his dubstep mix on instead.

Tomorrow I have to endure yet another fucking Ballroom competition, with the added bonus of Oxford and Cambridge competing and flooding each category with overqualified dancers and flouting rules as regards basic choreography as they see fit. Then we'll go to the Flying Handbag and gay it up big style.

Sunday I drive back and collapse in a heap.

At this moment in time, I wish I was Mr B3th.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:10, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really hope the Flying Handbag is the real name!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

It is.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

*shakes head*
He really doesn't help himself, does he?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I refer you to my post yesterday about it being far, far too late
(it's on the popular page)

As it happens the Flying Handbag is both gay as tits and enormously good fun, so I make no pretensions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Are you saying you'd like a slice of my sister-in-law?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I think he's angling for a "go"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I like the playlist title
do I sense that you are becoming disillusioned with the world of competitive ballroom dancing?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Yes. Yes you do.
I am to enthusiasm for competitive Ballroom as Chompy is to consensual sex. I'm trying very hard not to take the whole thing seriously, as the judges clearly don't consider doing so to be important, but I'm intrinsically very competitive and can't bring myself to regard it as "just a bit of fun"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

a lot of men wish they were mr b3th

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I'm sure they do
I refer solely to your weekend plans, but I'm sure you're fabulous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

and I'm sure you're a raging muff-hound
so that's fine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Team Baseless Assumption
that's us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I really miss the gay bars and clubs.
Oh the memories!
( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

memories mammaries
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

STOTD

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

It's still early
don't get overexcited.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Number of girls who've said that to me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:26, Reply)

1

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'm not sure I can even claim that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Number of men who've said that to him?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

That was the next strikethrough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

girls Shteves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

We went there but we stopped off at Our Lady's Catholic Social Club
and my mate won the raffle.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I look down on your hobby.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Why in the name of all that is pure and good in this world would I give a singular fuck what you think?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

'I like this'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Because I'm male.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

You're also a bellend

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)