I'd be Monty
and I'd buy a copy of this to help him with his money troubles.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

IRL lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Pysshshchhchomp.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Don't quite understand this.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Al was trying to taunt me earlier by calling me Psychochomp
after all my posts. Unfortunately the witless fatty misspelled it each time. The irony of this was particularly sharp when he did this in reply to my commenting that he gets annoyed when I point out his terrible grasp of primary school level English.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

He really is a terrible belmet isn't he?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Ha!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

i love the word "witless"
my dad once looked at some photos of us all out one evening and said about my brother's friend, who has a penchant for hot but dumb girls: "why is he always attached to some winsome halfwit?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

What's that story got to do with the word witless though?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

They should have never been given the vote.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

nothing
it's just another phrase i really like.

i'm a GIRL, al. there won't be any logical connections.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

"I like the word witless"
"lalalala ooo handbag dodedodedo those shoes are pretty ladeladedah, oh hey, halfwit is a bit like witless I have a funny story!"
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

whilst you were writing that, i just scored my client £500,000
and scored my firm £50,000

and scored myself lunch at the ritz with the client

THAT's how vacuous and braindead i am, old buddy old pal!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Oh man, we could totally have our own Darth vs Chomp fight
Only between you and me, there'd be something worth watching for the spectators.

In that spirit, at least I can program at least 50% of my clocks to show the same time.
( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

mine are long-since fixed, and the central heating
i had a REAL MAN around the place at long last.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Excellent feminism, there.

( Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I would sort out ALL of his troubles
with this this
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I can imagine the episode already
"Why all my problems are entirely of my own making" by Mr M. Boyce
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Pysshshchhchomp.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

to be fair,
his Scottish genes told him that Buckfast and crisp packets were decent methods of contraception.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Better those than the slave-skin ones you nick round your way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Evidently not, Mont.
And there is a rumour that the unusual lampshade in the house on Falkner Street was human skin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Apparently
the tales of human skin lampshades in the concentration camps in WWII are supported by no evidence whatsoever. I know this because my brother and I tried to buy one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

He held it on with a rubber band.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Better that than a 'spare tyre'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Evidently not, Mont.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Pffft!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)