Alt: I'm not really a Granddad.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:12, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I didn't know you were pretending to be!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I for one am saddend.
I would never have taken that Worthers Original had I known.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I found mine in my coat
three days later
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You bloody would have, and you know it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

whaaaaaaaat

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I NOES RITE?
Internet shocker or what?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

You say that, and people believe you.
When I point out that I don't really fuck dogs, I get ignored.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

*ignores Jeff*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Woof!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Ironically, whilst I'm not really a Dark Lord of the Sith,
I'd prefer it if that WAS my meme
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

*facepalms*
I think you'll find you mean "WERE," you revolting Bum Lord of the Sith.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Reminds me of the old Jerry Sadowitz chestnut:
Angus, he paints his fence. Is he called Angus the Fence-Painter? He is not.
John, he cuts his hedge. Do they call him John the Hedge-Cutter? No, they don't.
I fuck ONE sheep...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Charlie Quick*

*this is a Clive Dunn reference, not a demand for MDs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Alrite Darth, have you set up an exclusion zone around yourself?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Yeah man
I've got a team of midgets walking perimeter around me everywhere I go. I'm like Gwen Stefani circa 2005
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Dunno you seemed awfully upset and serious not so long ago

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

My midgets soothe me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Oh look, you've been entered into a death match above

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

You prance around to camp, bouncy electro singing "tick! tock! tick! tock! tick! tock! tick! tock!"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)