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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I reckon I could take you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I reckon he'd let you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Correct

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
+up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I reckon he'd let her

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Not so much

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Yes, well, you have an advantage
In that I wouldn't hit you. I would attempt to end the fight by picking you up and putting you in a bin, which I imagine would be entirely doable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Oh sadface.
You wouldn't really put me in a bin, would you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Stick to your guns Darth
They'll give you the sad eyes and when you hesitate they'll kick you in the shins.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Yes. Shins.
Nowhere else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I fucking would if you were clearly intent on hurting me, yes
My usual recourse with fighty girls would be to trip them up and sit on them but I fear you would snap like a twig
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
But bins are icky.
Plus, I probably wouldn't try *that* hard to hurt you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Depending on how much effort you put into hurting me I could maybe offer you a recyclng bin full of card an' that
go for the bollocks or the eyes and it's straight in the compost, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*makes notes*
What about kidney-punches?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
If you can hurt any part of my stomach then you are strong enough to run away from

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
What if she came at you with a bottle? Or knew Karate?
(see In Bruges for why this is fucking hilarious)
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
If it's a deadly weapon then all bets are off
(seen it, awesome)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

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