I hate weekday showers as they are not long enough
A good shower should be 15 mins of bliss, not 3 mins of frantic scrubbing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:04, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you secretly a girl?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I have two kids
15 mins peace is heaven!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I was running late already this morning so I had a fuck it moment and a nice long shower

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I don't understand this showering every morning.
Unless you've had hot sweaty sex every night, why bother.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:08, Reply)

've had hot sweaty sex every night don't want to fucking stink
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

You must stink a lot then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I'm a boy
Boys smell

Surely you should know this already
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It's been so long since I got near one that I can't remember.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

well mainly because my hair needs washing everyday
otherwise it looks like a cat ate a bush and then exploded. Also I just feel better after a nice shower.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

This is an excellent image!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

My shower is fucking excellent!
Its like being sandblasted and cannot fail to wake you up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:13, Reply)

can't wake up without it
and if I don't have a shower, including washing my hair, I feel dirty all day.

Only time I won't have a shower first thing is if I'm going surfing, or doing something like DIY
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:14, Reply)

This precisely
Although substitute surfing for cycling.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Ditto
cycling running
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

runn bumm
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Nonsense
For bumming, you want to have a shower before and ideally after

Edit: thank you sportscow for the reminder; 6/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I thought it worthy of a 7/10 at least
*redoubles efforts to get a 10*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I am Craig Revel Horwood
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

bl p

You are French AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I can't be arsed to get out of the shower to piss
Shit, maybe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Depends on consistancy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

1st of the day is like a tree branch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

ha ha ha - nice visual image
although for you sake I hope it's a nice willowy branch rather than an Acacia
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Giant Redwood
*winces*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*winces*
I want to click this but it hurts me to do so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I didn't get a mark out of ten up there ^
Shoddy work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I chose to take it at face value
Big plastic face value
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I can't stand to be in a shower for more than 10 minutes anymore

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Try also turning the red tap

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Haha
Nah, it's from living in my last place.

The pressure was so shit I couldn't spend long in there at all, it's a habit I've stuck to.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)