'Seriously Strong' cheddar
isn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It is for the proles.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)

So true.
It was reduced. Not reduced enough to make its lying name acceptable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I bought some "Extra Mature" lake district "cheddar style" cheese
and I was most disappointed at how mild it was.

Sainsburys used to do a cheddar cheese that was so strong I actually didn't used to like it, but I suspect nowadays I would really enjoy it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I like cheese so strong it makes my teeth itch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

This^
My worry is how do you know it has gone off though?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Cheese doesn't go off
if the outside isn't mouldy then it's edible.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

You can just tell.
I have one of these:

www.lakeland.co.uk/tefal-cheese-preserver/F/product/7136_5073

My mother has one and swore by it, so I got my own - they're worth having.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I had one of those
It just went all sweaty inside it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

You must have set the filter wrong
or not replaced it when you should have, I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Probably

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

He who shall not be mentioned brought some 'strong' cheese over from America one time.
It was shit. I've had stronger tasting goats cheese.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

There are some great American cheeses, but most are shite.
Canadians make some good cheddars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I bought some really good stuff from the Good Food Show
and now I have forgotten what it was called or where I could get it from. epicfail
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Cool story bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Lord Voldemort brought you some cheese?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Potterfail

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

montymakingharrypotterreferenceslols!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

You are forgetting that I am in the films.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Monty the house elf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

the snitch

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

He's Snape
"Your potion is fucking shit, Potter. This potion from 1974 is what you want"
( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

it's hilariously strong

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Nonsense
It benches 240lbs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Marks'n'Sparks do a LEVEL 7 cheder, it's quite good, called "cornish cruncher".
I love the fact that marks'n'sparks have 'levels' for cheese.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

At level 8 it gets a magic chutney sword

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

ferretlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

How have you managed to make a post about cheese into some LARPing event?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

that was more morpg than larp

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Boy do I feel stupid now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I think it was more Darth Bumdering than either of those.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

i was hoping it contained something for everyone

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

The farmer's market next to my house has several cheese stalls,
you pay a lot for them but fuck me some of them are hardcore.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I wouldn't know, I've never been invited to hold your hand while walking around the famers market and laughing at the phalic vegtables.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Yeah you have, You told me you 'weren't ready to make that kind of commitment'
so I had my 'Gonz 4eva' tattoo lasered off. My forehead hurt for weeks.

REMEMBER????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I never saw it, get it tatto'd back on, and then I'll tell you if I want you to keep it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Copywrite issues, you see, from my holding company.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I can't: my forehead's just one massive scar now, so they can't tattoo it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Like a Klingon

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Seriously Gonz, you want to get yourself one of those invites
that was one of the best weekends of my life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I've got a better chance of winning the lottery or having sushi tonight than getting my hands on one of those golden tickets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)