So, the problem is
although I like my bed it's too wee for me, a baby and a wee husband. i know, I'm surprised that we actually need more room.

Anyway, I figured - I have a double futon, we could get a single futon as well, we could put 'em altogether into one big superfuton and then we have good bed space, the baby doesn't wake up when we roll over in bed, and she can't fall out from a great height and land on her head.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So it would require buying a single futon
and possibly a comfy new mattress.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Why not get a cot?
Or is this not practical?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I think catface is too big for one of those.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Just thinking the bars on the side may prevent impregnation

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

A baby and marriage also does that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

This^
*sadface*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Haha, gutted.... oh, wait. I made myself do a sad face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I don't think he is

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I took a picture of him eating a matzo cracker the other day.
It was one of the giant matzo crackers but it just looks like he's a tiny person eating a regular cream cracker.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

You neeeeeed to post that here!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

*obliges*


"So matzo, he's gotta be - so matzo, he's gotta be big and strong, enough to turn me onnnnnnnnn"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Matzo matzo maaaan, I wanna be, a motza man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

IT'S A LITTLE PERSON!
Look at his tiny hands clutching his food!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Not practical.
If she sleeps beside me I can feed her in the night without having to get up.

I am from the lazy school of parenting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Then kick catface out onto the settee until jr starts on solids
Cheap + pregnancy free
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I have absolutely no experience with babies, and consequently know nothing
but I thought it was bad to sleep with babies in case you squish them in the night?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

No drinking and its OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)