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Everyone's heard of the study where staring at womens breasts helps mens health
Well a radio talk show here has taken it upon themselves to ask women to send in
photos of their cleavage to help men out.
A woman reponds calling them whores, that only whores flash their breasts and wear low cut tops.
So, are women that wear low cut tops and show lots of cleave whores?
alt: Car you've always wanted...
mine would be the Toyota Supra
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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no, they are not
I'd have a Ferrari 288 GTO for special occasions, a Porsche 911 Carrera 4S for every day driving, and a VW T5 California for surfing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:40,
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Woman that flash their cleavage and wear low cut tops
are awesome.
Alfa Romeo 2000 GT Bertone.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:40,
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I think sending in pictures of yourself to a radio show just so you can get you name read out
is a bit whorey.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:42,
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that wasn't the question though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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You know what else isn't the question?
Fuck you isn't the question
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:44,
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that is correct
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:45,
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hahahahahaha
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:46,
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No, it should be encouraged as a means to make women feel more self-esteem or empowered or whatever
Alt: Lamborghini Diablo
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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man, the new Lamborghinis are so much better
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:45,
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The question was which one I'd always wanted
And that was my favourite from playing Top Trumps as a kid. If I had the money now I'd definitely go for a new Lambo over a Diablo.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:47,
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fair enough
I thought that may be the case.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:47,
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A Gallardo would make life better
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:49,
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I have a Gallardo on GT5
it's black with lime green wheels.
I intend to own one in real life.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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I suck at driving games
If I had one it'd be black, preferably matt black, or maybe a dark metallic red.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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I'm better at arcady ones
but GT5 is surprisingly good fun.
My taste has changed somewhat with regard to colour. Last week I joked to someone on here that I'm the sort of person who would have a lime green kitchen. Now I am seriously considering incorporating lime green into my kitchen.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:53,
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*waves*
I am still horrified at that, btw.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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bear with me
high gloss white flat doors, stainless handles, bamboo worktop, one course of lime green brick-shaped tiles, with 2 courses of white above as splashback, with probably a slate floor.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:56,
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I am with you on the slate floor
and the wooden worksurfaces. Everything else sounds like a tart's handbag.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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naa, it'll be good
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:00,
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hahaha!
Nice grasp of feminism there.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:45,
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Thanks!
I am a modern gent.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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You should be able to walk down the street naked and not be gawped at by men but men's libido's don't work like that.
A flash of cleavage is ok as long as everything else is covered up. Everything in moderation.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:47,
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Imagination FTW!
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:11,
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Only if they're showing a lot of leg at the same time.
One or the other.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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if only there was some sort of online thing
where sadsacks who were never actually going to get their hands on a pair could look at pictures of tits, with or without lowcut tops.
i love my car, but i would also like to have an old beetle for fun. and maybe a bugatti. for more fun.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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a veyron?
probably not as much fun as almost any other supercar.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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the fun list
www.gizmag.com/go/5805/ (at the bottom)
woo go vauxhall with your crazy vxrs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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stupid Vauxhall
After having driven a load of Vauxhalls I am pleased to actually find myself justified in my dislike of them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:07,
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GM through and through.
My mum had one of the Astra coupes. She had it six months before trim started falling off. Six months.
Thankfully some dickhead kid T-boned her at a junction.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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I'm still disgusted about how inefficient they are as well
absolutely drink fuel
a 1 litre Toyoto Aygo is quicker and more fun than a 1.6 Astra and uses half the fuel.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:14,
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American engines, innit.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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A good pair of norks are good, when on show or covered.
Better the former though.
Alt. Bristol Beaufighter.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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They went under recently. Bit of a shame.
They are the root of one of my favourite stories about motoring smugness. They were one of the last car manufacturers to put a speedometer on their dashboards. When they were eventually forced to by law, they placed it over on the passenger side of the dash.
The owner believed that you should know how fast you were going by the tachometer and which gear you were in. Anybody who didn't know that didn't deserve to be driving a Bristol.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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I don't know if it was based in 'fact' or just one of those myths you hear from time-to-time
But so the story goes, if the chap in charge of selling the cars didn't think you were the sort of customer they thought should be driving a Bristol, he wouldn't sell you one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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I've heard that one, too.
He'd want to meet anyone who had the funds to buy one of his cars to make sure you were his sort of person.
He sounds fucking awesome.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:00,
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He was clearly very good at this part of the job, which would explain when the company has folded.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:06,
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They just stopped making decent cars.
The Bristol Fighter looked like a 90s Toyota Celica
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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I put this reason forward as to why I don't have one.
I was wearing trainers.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:01,
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engaging smug mode
I am getting one of the old cars I have always wanted on Saturday, a CLK I am all about the late 90's style.
in other news it depends on the blouse bunnies themselves some should only ever peak out some should reveal their full glory and others should only be seen as vague bumps in a polo neck
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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I quite like those Mercs
but overall I think I prefer the early-to-mid 90s SL.
Just in case you wanted opinions.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:54,
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The old SL's are nice
But they extend the budget a bit more than I was willing to.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:18,
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All women are whores*
Alt: Aston Martin DB6 from the early 60s.
*This may not apply to
all women, just some.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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I think it's actually men that are all whores.
Except my mate Matt, who only slept with one girl, and he married her.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Corvette Stingray, please.
Or the old convertible Corvette that someone used to drive round Burnham, it was metallic sky blue and cream, divided by a thin red stripe, and it was utterly beautiful. I don't know which model it was though.
Or an old Toyota Supra with about 8 acres of bonnet.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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which version of Stingray?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Sounds like one of the eighties
Grand Prix special editions.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:01,
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One of the old ones, when they were pretty.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:02,
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one of these?
www.wallpaperfor.net/cars/corvette-stingray.html
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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That'll do nicely.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:07,
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good choice sir
*firm handshakes*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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What was that Mark Hammill film about the stingray?
Googles It was Corvette Summer. Best stingray evah.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:20,
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Filthy whores need to keep their dirty pillows covered at all times
A 1960's SL would be nice
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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where's my gaz, bitch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Oh man you know what car I wanted when I was younger? A
Rover SD1 V8 And you know what? I still kinda do... that or a
1969 Aston DBS with spoked wheels and a BARGAIN at £55k
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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good engines in those rovers
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:00,
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Rubbish handling though.
Why don't police shows have Sweeney style car chases any more?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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You're like my evil car twin.
I like the 70s V8 Astons. Saw one on the road out to Maidstone recently. Glorious cars.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:02,
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hahaha
ok then, the only ferrari I would ever buy is
this so now you're going to tell me you hate that right and prefer the ugly plastic F40?
It seems I have expensive taste as well... oh bugger that bastard Evans bought it for over 7m euros...
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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how could you not want one of these
www.ultimatecarpage.com/pic/169/Ferrari-288-GTO_1.html?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:13,
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Because you'd need to be wearing a white suit
with a pink tshirt underneath to pull it off.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:18,
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because it's ugly
actually ity's kinda smug looking....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:20,
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Haha no, but I'm afraid
the Ferrari I'd own is a modern. They've brought out a new one in a shooting brake format. Sexual.
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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Hmmm...
I think that if you are wearing something because you like it, and not specifically *because* it is low cut, that's grand - but wearing something for the sole purpose of flashing your ta-tas is cheap and a bit whore-y.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:03,
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I've only just got comfortable with showing a bit of cleavage.
I'd hate for it to go out of fashion now.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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Yeah, but it's not a fashion thing is it?
People should just wear what they like, not just something that flashes the ladylumps because it's in fashion.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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Fashion was the wrong word to choose.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:13,
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Are you wearing those clothes *because* they show off your tits, or are you just saying you're now comfortable with wearing tops that *happen* to put the bangers on show?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:15,
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The latter.
I'd never get them out on purpose.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:18,
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Well then it's official.
Blousie = Not A Whore.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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Yay!
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:20,
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You can put that on your CV if you want.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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Will do.
I'll put it on my dating profile too.
Hang on.....better not.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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Well, if you need a reference, send them here.
I can sell you.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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wait wait wait
clothing isn't the only factor to include when finding out if a woman is a whore
does BGB take it up the pooper?
probably
does that make her a massive hoe?
probably
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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Oi! *laughs*
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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*there there*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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I'm officially not a whore Jeff.
Aren't you glad you married me?
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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Hell yeah!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:37,
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Hahahahahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:39,
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Can you tell me at what point you'll become a mentalist, it's the next logical step in our relationship.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:40,
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You're ok for a while yet.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:42,
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*checks watch*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:42,
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You're starting a self-fullfilling prophesy.
Cut it out.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:44,
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Sorry Blousie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:45,
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Depends if they're nice or not.
And if the person is decent looking. There are done people I'd rather didn't wap their tits out for the sake of human decency, but they still do. Urgh.
Alt: one of those Figaros. They're adorable.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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so only the pretty ones are allowed to get their baps out?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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A girl said it so it can't be sexist
And therefore if I agree, and I do, then I'm supporting affirmative action and equality.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:11,
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This gets better and better.
You'll be wearing dungarees and shaving your hair off next.
Oh.......
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:12,
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I support whatever movement shows me boobs
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:14,
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Not necessarily. And it depends on the extent.
Any girl with them hanging out to a huge extent is not that nice. I prefer a little subtlty with my cleavage.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:13,
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I show more chest than breast
I'd love to have a corset to have my boobs go BADOW
/massive whore
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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My corsets are all underbust apart from one
They make my waist go squish and my bras take care of the badow.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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I'm loving the word 'badow'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:26,
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As am I.
Thanks, Kristeeeen.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:28,
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Badow!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:29,
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Jessica Rabbit style.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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I had bras that did that but they've been discontinued and I bought new ones to try but they were made of ebola and hatred so I sent them back
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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Of course.
Who wants to see ugly women's boobs?
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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boobs are boobs
you can't look at a face and tits at the same time
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:21,
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...unless you're Marty Feldman.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:33,
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grasshopper eyes?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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Or a chameleon
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:36,
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Smart Car, I really like them, but, wait, get this right, yeah'....
All the panels will be a opake plastic and it'll have RGB lights behind them, and I'll rig those lights up to three sliders, so the car can be any colour I want it to be.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:07,
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hahahahahahahahahah
I only just got over monicky and you give me opake
*dies*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10,
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My dad has an Aston Martin V8 Vantage something or other. It's deep red and shiny so I win the internet.
He'd let me drive it if I wanted but I daren't.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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My boss has a 60s Aston DB4.
Apparently I am supposed to give a fuck about this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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Same here. I like it because it's red and shiney.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:36,
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lamborghini marzal
If only.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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Yes, whores who should be KILLED WITH A HAMMER
Alt: WWII German Staff Car, don't know the make as cars are intrinsically dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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You should have a Kubelwagen
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Kroney, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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And to you too, you cunt.
EDIT don't edit to make me look menkle please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:32,
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I had an Airfix one - maybe even two.
One was definitely in desert camo.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:34,
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No man boobs
PLEASE
(I would like a Bentley preferably with a female chauffeur with great boobs in a low cut uniform.)
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MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:41,
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