Headline along the bottom of the screen on BBC News
"PAEDOPHILE RING SMASHED"

Thought you should all be informed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:42, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ooo! I bet that smarted.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I heard that on the radio.
His eyes must be watering like buggery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Remind your misses she was going to phone me about something.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yeah, I saw earlier.
I will do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

you'd have thought he'd only deal
in small cocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

In other BBC news regarding the nuclear catastrophe at Fukushima.
Fukushima prefecture governor Yuhei Sato said: "Anxiety and anger felt by people have reached boiling point."

Boiling point? Ha!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Did he have a meltdown live on air?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Poor bastards

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Not just poor. But hairy as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeH3IuAfaYU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Hahah you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Cunt?
That's a bit strong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Roota.
Please don't call Jeff a cunt. It upsets him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Thanks Blousie
*sobbing stops*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Why should he be any different to the rest of us?
I don't know, it's one rule for us and another for all the dog fuckers out there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I'm special.
needs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I see your team got bum raped the other night.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

1-0 down after 45 seconds.
It wasn't the best night I've ever had in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Blousie. Roota called me a cunt :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

See above.
Sorted.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

See above.
Thanked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I didn't call you a bad cunt.
I called you a good cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I wasn't to know.
In future, can you be a bit clearer as to the type of 'cunting' I'm on the receiving end of?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

*ruffles hair*
Alright, Plums.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

That's just really confusing.
But I would quite like to eat a Ruffle Bar now.

Go figure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I'd like a Ripple

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had a Ripple bar.
Are they like a flake?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

No.
Flakes are crumbly. Ripples are like ribbons of chocolate frozen in time. So smooth.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm going to the shops in a minute, I might see if they sell them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I love Ruffle bars.
Truefact.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

We've got so much in common Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I know.
It's why our marriage works : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)

There was this bloke and all his mates said he looked terrible.
"But I feel fine" he protested. "Never felt better".

Nevertheless, his mates maintained that he looked seriously awful and that he should get medical help, so off he went around various GP surgeries, trying to get to the crux of the matter. With no avail.

Forlorn, he tried one more quack, who sat and listened to him. "All my mates say I look awful, but I've never felt so good in my life. I don't know what's wrong with me".

The doctor sucked the end of his biro thoughtfully, and said, "The answer is very simple. You say your friends tell you you look terrible?"

"Yes".

"But you feel absolutely brilliant?"

"Yes. Have you got a diagnosis, doc? Can you tell me what's wrong with me?"

The doc looked at him. "It's very simple", he said.

"Yes"?

"You're a cunt".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

*Bows*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Regarding all the tsunami carry on, this made me laugh.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I keep thinking of him during this as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)