Why?

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

For the attention that he is now getting.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'm trying to help him.

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'm afraid I thought it was funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I guess you don't have gay friends to tell you what's right or wrong.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

gay
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Gays can't tell right from wrong.
Just like women can't tell right from left.

/science
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Do they have to write it on their hands to remind them?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Yes, except they always get it wrong.
The farce that ensues when they try to give directions to motorists is simply hilarious.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I woke up one morning after drinking and I'd labelled my feet with "R" and "L"
thankfully they WERE the right way round.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Yeah.
But that was 'red bull' and 'lambrini'.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Lambrini is the thing that gave me a hangover so bad I wanted to kill myself.
/ac

Makes an excellent mixer though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

How? It's about 3% alcohol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I thiiiink it might have been the wine, gin, beer, shots and then the lambrini
but I still blame the lambrini.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Ah.
Like my brother's 'bad pint' theory. The first 14 are fine then suddenly he's made a little sick. Bad pint innit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

It's ALWAYS a bad pint.
Or a dodgy kebab/burger/pizza.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

You're forgetting, my mother is a raving bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

NO I'M BETTER EQUIPPED TO TELL YOU WHAT'S HOMOPHOBIC
I, LIKE, HAVE 3 FRIENDS WHO ARE GAY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Making your cruelty all the more upsetting,

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'd be upset, too
if I found out that the bloke I called 'Dad' was, in fact, a hirsute, 6 ft 3" mountain of woman called Shona and that my real dad was actually some anonymous ejaculate courtesy of a turkey baster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

That was not a good day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

At least the internet gets to share your pain though, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*ahem*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

do you still have that moustache?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Well, YOU know nothing about gays, do you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Crude, offensive sterotyping;
Arbitrary dislike of people from other countries; and
Intolerance of the cultural celebrations of people from different backgrounds to your own.

None of these are laughing matters.


Shame on you.
( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Chastened. That's what I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You have taken the first step on the road to being a good person.

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Have I logged onto the wrong website today?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

You know, I've just had a proper read of his thread,
and it's essentially 'boo hoo I once went to a pub celebrating a national holiday and felt slightly uncomfortable.'
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

It was essentially
I am a racist.
( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Well that too.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You get used to him
He's a bit like that ranting, gropey Uncle that everyone has, the one who just won't die no matter how much rat poison you put in his tea.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)

oh god, why won't he die Lab?
please just make him go away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

He's a resilient bastard
He makes Rasputin look like a premiership footballer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

he's got to have some weakness
stab him in the heel, see if that helps
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'll get a servant to cut his hair
Samsonlolz
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I had an uncle like that.
We had him killed.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

That's unclist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Are you going to start using your usual material? Because if you are I want you to give me a minute to get some popcorn and a comfy chair.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I don't think that Monty's comments are arbitrary.
They are highly focussed, on everybody.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

The choice of which ethnicity to hate seemed arbitrary.

( WormuIus, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:02, Reply)

equal opportunities bigotry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:03, Reply)