Well, isn't it all fun and games here this morning?
Shall we start again?

Last night I went out and had some yummy chinese (sorry Monty, but I'm talking about food} and it has made me so ill I may never be able to eat tasy, yummy MSG again.

Why the fuck does MSG want to kill me?

Alt: What's the most offensive -ism? Assume that you are unaffected personally by any -ism, which would you find the most offensive to witness?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:57, 24 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't find anything that isn't personal to me offensive.
Because I don't care if someone's taking the piss and it isn't out of me. Even if it is me I don't mind as long as it's not too horrible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Because it's made by the hands of filthy Chinks, innit?
I'm very sorry
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

That's like FOUR QUESTIONS.
How am I meant to choose?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Answer all of them, you lazy bastard
/lazyism lols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Ok.
Yes.
Why not.
Because of what you did when you were twelve.
Orgism.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Go to my thread instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You threadstomping Sassenach bastard
you'll get yours...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*googles*
Actually from French stock rather than Saxon...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Alt: Jism.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'd have though that you, above all people, wouldn't find that offensive in the least.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

It depends whether or not they have the decency to at least warn me before spaffing in my eye

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Damn!
I can't read, it seems
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I find lesbianism deeply offensive.
They never let me watch, the filthy, perverted bitch whores.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

ask Monty to show one of the videos he's made of his mum

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I'm only interested if they are lesbians that look like heterosexual wimmin, like in the films.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Silly DG
Lesbians in real life look like truckers in dungarees. Everyone knows this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I can't stand prisms, fucking light splitting bastards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I find them far too liberal, spreading all those colours out when what we really want is pure, responsible white light.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Cuntism.
I hate cunts.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:03, Reply)

you used to love them though?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Boy, Blousie
are you in the wrong place....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Onanism
a right load of wank
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)

J

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Homoeroticism
Men's bums? No ta!
(mingeswingers, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)