Is anyone else following this 'Night Stalker' trial?
He could teach Barry Bulsara a thing or two about being a delusional fantasist, eh?

His 'my ex wife is trying to frame me' story is fucking superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:12, 73 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't care about this but I'm going to join in this thread anyway.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

No need to thank me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

^ That

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

^the other

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

This is better
Daily Mash article on Hipster muting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Have you seen OMG peaches or whatever it's called.
I want to punch everyone on there in the face. AND I'M NOT A VIOLENT PERSON AS YOU ALL KNOW.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

That Geldoff bint's show?
No, but my colleague was ranting about it the other day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Yup! it's dire.
I could only watch it in tiny amounts for fear of putting my foot through the TV.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I remember my friend writing a GSCE English argument piece on Peaches Geldof's old magazine column.
Which I thought was essentially a pointless exercise since no-one needs to be persuaded that giving that girl a chance to write nonsense is a bad idea.
Of course I could just be jealous because she's fucked the Bearjew and I haven't (it's definitely this).
(Charmander, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I no idea what that could be, but I'm intrigued.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

It's a studio full of hipsters discussing crap.
With lots of Oh my Gods spattered in teh conversation.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

They tackle important subjects like Vampires and gay promiscuity
It's the most uninsightful and retarded thing on TV
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I saw the vampires on TV Burp.
The biggest gaylord I've ever seen was on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Monty in consumption of normal media shocker
harry hill is said to be "perplexed" by the miserable cunt's insistance on a Saturday in watching TV burp whilst being fellated by a one armed prossie.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

It would make Chickenlady turn into a dribbling frenzy of hate and nausea and she's even nicer than I am.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Don't really know what's happening here but I want to feel included
I say it's bad
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Right answer.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Mummy always said I was a smart boy
And not to listen to the naughty children at school
( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Here, have a sweetie.
*proffers*

Want to see some puppies?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Are...are you going to show me your boobies?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Depends how big your winky is.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

So this is how it works
*takes notes*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I haven't seen it since 1983

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

*sadface*

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'm blind

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Can't you see with your hands?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Who said that?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Hello...I need a link to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Google it you muppet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Can't be arsed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

OH REALLY
everyone's oh god I hate news links UNTIL THEY FUCKING NEED ONE
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Here you go
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12770115


You ungrateful cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Hahahaha
Not laughing now are they?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

When I said I wanted to grow up to become a professional comedian everyone laughed at me.
Well they're not laughing now!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Leave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

No

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

D: Faithless have split up
oh noes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I heard that,
I couldn't really give a shit, have they even released any new stuff for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Dunno, it was a link on that article
That bloke always looked lolaids, apart from that I have no idea what they've contributed to music
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

i can't get no sleep
even though

i'm still waiting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Ripping off tights with my teeth.................

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Mediocre 90's dance troop split shocker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

There was an earthquake in Japan?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I keep waiting for Godzilla to emerge from the waters by that nuclear station

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

a bit like a gaz in a gazbox?
oh no. wait.

that is just an imaginary figment of imagination.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Look I nearly died in a fire today, I'm taking stock man
It's on it's way!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

well imagine if you had died
and your last act had not been to send me a gaz. you'd have gone straight to hell.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Pot/Kettle

( Kroney, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

This looks like you are calling yourself a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Now I know this creature is a black man, I feel racist.
In the independant it does not mention that he is a gentleman of a certain hue.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Hue hue barney Mcgrue.......
Cuthbert
Dibble
?
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

grub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Thank you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

And it was Pugh

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I know but hue reminded me of it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Did I?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Badum tish!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

there are so many weirdos out there
why can't people just be normal? also, i should get to define "normal".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Scatological workaholic drunk?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

can we have nympho instead of scatological please?
the rest is accurate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

al-riiight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig, Monty.
Delroy is hilarious - the thought of her stashing his love-custard so as to splash it around burglary victims homes is pure genius.
Are you sure you can't be tempted into a few pints of the black followed by a bottle of Tullamore Dew Special Reserve - if you like I could cut some green food colouring into the sniff for added paddywackery japes?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

They've all gone awol tuggers.
Just you and me here.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Well just me here then : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Sorry about that my dear.
I was being a walking cliche and planning after work drinkies. So - how are you on this bright and sunny day?
Also - what is this I hear that we are all homophobic racists?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I'm Ok hon.
Well we are aren't we?


And it's all Monty's fault.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Is it really?
The big cockney gaybo.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

He should be strung up and whipped to within an inch of his life.
*dribbles*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Clive Anderson seems to think he might enjoy that:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12752501
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Clive Anderson has an enormously large head and should be gassed.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I like this.

(mingeswingers, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)