All sports are fucking ridiculous.
The only thing more pathetic and undignified than playing them is 'supporting' them. You utter, utter fucking mugs. You are the biggest, most stupid suckers ever.

'Replica shirts'? Fuck off. You look like a spastic, and the fact that you've bought one, you 25-stone retard, displays to the world that you are mentally subnormal. Do you think you look like one of the players, or does wearing lurid polyester with the name of 'your' (belm) club's sponsor make you feel 'cool'? Maybe you have shares in Panasonic or whoever, and thus walking round like a garish advertising board is acceptable. Or maybe you're just a fat, thick alcoholic plumber from Barking with a face like a soiled nappy.

Sports are just silly - I am utterly unimpressed by your ability to run really fast/far/jump really high etc. Well done *claps*

The only game that I consider to be both civilised and entertaining is croquet. I love that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:34, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Croquet is fun
the season is coming up as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

It's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Couple of jugs of Pimms
cushions for the non participants and some sunshine and you have a lovely summer's day, topped only by punting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh boy I love Pimms.
I've only drank it once but it was lush.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Plus, if it has been made properly
A couple of glasses of it and you're well on your way to your 5 a day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Come up to mine
and have some. Nicest summer drink ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I had it at Chickenladies birthday party year before last.
Delish!

I will be trying to get out and about later in the year so I'll take you up on the offer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

you'll be very welcome!
If you can manage to make it in early June, then my exams will be finished and everything
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

gin and tonic or get the fuck out. Sorry, but this isn't up for debate.
Pimms is for raging Berties that don't like the taste of actual booze.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Pfft
I'm all about the gin and tonics as various b3tans can attest. But gin and tonic while playing croquet at midday is starting too heavy. Pimms is pretty much anytime, then as the afternoon deepens and everyone gets a bit lazier you move on to the G&Ts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

A good summer drink
white rum mixed with proper lemonade.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Pimms is the best alcoholic beverage around.
The smart (cheap) ones amongst us get Sainsburys' knock off version, Pitchers, because it's stronger and about a third of the price.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Anyone over the age of twelve who wears a replica shirt is indeed a notright.
That said, there's a vintage mid eighties Bayern Munich shirt I want, nothing to do with supporting them as I have no affinity towards that club whatsoever. It's purely because it looks cool as fuck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Do you own any band t-shirts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I think I hear a *zing* on the horizon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Loads - but none of them is polyester
and none of them also says 'POLYDOR' or 'EMI' or whatever on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Also I'm not under pressure to throw them away and buy a new one
every year, or I won't be a 'real fan'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

every album?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

A lot cheaper than a new shirt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I am the biggest most stupid sucker ever
AICMFP.

(Although I've never bought a replica shirt)

I enjoy watching football, and I'm not going to apologise for it, or throw up on your slippers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

The rush you get from a last minute winner.
Is better than any drink/drug or whatever. The only reason I go into a football ground is because I want to experience that feeling (which is why I piss off back to the pub if we go two goals down).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Quite agree.
There have been some massive highs watching Bristol City.

This one sticks in the memory.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7_S9kLZ2FM

And this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRp3NJ7lMME&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

My mate was at that game, he was in a horrific mood for about two weeks afterwards.
This is my favorite seven seconds of Youtube footage.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhuKIywEAl4
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Thing is, I can't imagine I'd enjoy football as much if I supported a 'big' club.
When your team are usually shit, any success means so much more than if you expect to win things every year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Reading your statement
I am willing to wager one hundred internet pounds that you have never smoked DMT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Danger Mouse Tobacco?
I've never seen it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

This is why I will only wear a leotard with my favoured team's name written on in marker pen,
fuck commercialism.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Plus you look fucking ACE at the same time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)